UpperDeck trolling hard

[BB79]

I'm more wondering why he had his hand down Barkov's pants DIG IN!!

 

[Sol]

“In the oilers last dying moments Connor McDavid raced to the ice and dropped his knees low… he began twerking feverishly to rally his teammates. Due to his ability to ‘throw it back’ the hearts of his fellow team mates were imbued with those of the 300 Spartans. The Oilers came back and decapitated the commander of the Floridian squad. Oilers won the cup that night so convincingly that supreme ruler Gary Buttman also awarded them the cup for the upcoming season as well.

This is McDavids game worn jersey, and near the bottom hem you can see the booty sweat stain”

 

[BTO]

Always take screenshots when your phone is almost dead. It bothers so many people for some reason.

Yeah I was going to post my purchase order for the jersey but since my phone’s at 88% I can’t.