GDT: UFA Frenzy 2024 - We're ALL Gonna Die

[WreckingCrew]

lmao

https://x.com/i/web/status/1807802915051938079

I love MartyParty but f*** that...we're paying $6M for 2 fourth liners

 

[Svechhammer]

So we played hardball with Jake over $8m aav but we give Martinook over $3m?

ok then

 

[Joe McGrath]

Rod threatened to snap Tulsky’s glasses and give him an atomic wedgie if he didnt get Martinook done.

 

[WreckingCrew]

Rod threatened to snap Tulsky’s glasses and give him an atomic wedgie if he didnt get Martinook done.

This & Staal deal are 2 of the worst we've done, we'll nickel and dime other guys but overpay for RBAs favs!!

 

[FreshSeabass]

I start to wonder how much influence rod has on player decisions. Over 6 tied up in both jordans is wild

 

[ElmCityGuy]

If you had a live shot of the Canes Free Agent War Room I'm sure you would see a monkey and a football.

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

Marinook averaged 33 per 82 over the past 2 seasons, almost all at EV. He earned that contract.

 

[User13452]

Martinook will be playing first line at this point

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

Considering what Dakota Joshua got, that's about what I expected for Martinook.

 

[Brock Anton]

We’re paying more for Staal and Martinook than we are for goalies.

 

[User13452]

Toffoli 4x6 to San Jose

 

[Chrispy]

If you had a live shot of the Canes Free Agent War Room I'm sure you would see a monkey and a football.

It truly is the blurst of times.

 

[ndp]

Svech - Aho - Jarvis
3rd line
3rd line
3rd line

 

[Svechhammer]

If you had a live shot of the Canes Free Agent War Room I'm sure you would see a monkey and a football.

They're busy making sure they have the proper floral arrangement for the Slavin presser at 12

 

[cptjeff]

Martinook was never going anywhere.

But that's too much money to be paying him.

 

[chaz4hockey]

He back

lol with the work that RBA is going to have to do + the frustration he'll get from dealing with the turnover, Dundon threw him a cookie.

Rod threatened to snap Tulsky’s glasses and give him an atomic wedgie if he didnt get Martinook done.

 

[ndp]

But that's too much money to be paying him.

I agree.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

4 x 6 for Toffoli :barf: sucky team tax

 

[chaz4hockey]

 

[Svechhammer]

But that's too much money to be paying him.

Yeah but we're not going to hit the cap this year without overpaying for 3rd line talent

 

[Buenos Necas]

Eh it's like 500k of an overpayment, whatever.

Bigger issue will be making sure we fill out the top-6 enough so we're not looking at Top Line Martinook

 

[hblueridgegal]

That PR tax is high

I love MartyParty but f*** that...we're paying $6M for 2 fourth liners

 

[User13452]

Chychrun for jensen and a third lol

 

[WreckingCrew]

Svech - Aho - Jarvis
3rd line
3rd line
3rd line

"creates chances but struggles to finish them" is our f***ing team motto and is literally one of the most difficult things about watching this team as they piss away scoring chances

 

[A Star is Burns]

That Marty deal seems in line with a 30 point forward that provides what Marty does.