HFNHL is more popular than ever!! With a record 1.28 Billion in revenue deposited to clubs due to record TV watching thanks mostly to streaming (thanks especially to that special Saudi bot farm!) each club has had $40million deposited in their accounts, for the final time as the league gets closer to announcing the restructure of financial and cap related money stuff. Also, big thanks to the generous owners of the Pittsburgh Penguins, who as winners of the Best Financial Management and Most Fake Money League, have bailed our the poor Detroit Red Wings to the tune of $15m to bring all league teams into the black (for a week). Meanwhile, rebellion amongst the Penguins staff, rumored to be including their mighty GM, against the payment continues but the owners of the Penguins have only posted the following message. "The Penguins believe in community, commercialization, a fair and even playing ice surface, and enjoy the futility of the Wings and we need them to stay alive to enjoy it further. Our staff may be demanding their own payouts but at this time we cannot trace said staff who have no fixed address." Rumors as to what the new financial changes, cap and buyout rules, involve are rampant but the league has so far made no official communism, er, communication. Enjoy your fake money you digital 1%'ers.
