Value of: Trade Deadline Haikus!

[Sparksrus3]

*Slow clap into a standing ovation*

I'm blushing. Medical marijuana is the best.

 

[ChaoticOrange]

We are selling trash
Our roster is very bad, guys
Pray for McDavid

 

[Sabresfansince1980]

Long time Sabres fan
The trade deadline means nothing
I am dead inside

 

[Matt Rentfree]

Fourth rounder offered
For your Sixty Goal scorer
Hockey's Future Boards

 

[JKinCLE]

Rip off the band-aid
Russians don't like Columbus
Still no series wins

 

[bernmeister]

this is a great thread

 

[Shootertooter]

'meister's truncated moniker is bern
about Boo and others he is told to learn
yet Boo Kreider et al reveal
.... who learns the burn from bern
{ultimately correct more than you'd think}


drop mic

Not a haiku.
Do you do anything that is not fueled by your enormous ego and self ingratiated back patting?

Bern must learn Haiku
Insanity fuels his rants
None take serious

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Boo skates pretty fast
Synergy overrated
Career depth player
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Bad trade proposals
Too many moving parts there
Few likes recieved


That is how you drop the mic.

 

[Choralone]

Once bought, now sellers
Fate of the cellar dwellers
Time to hoard draft picks

 

[bernmeister]

Not a haiku.
Do you do anything that is not fueled by your enormous ego and self ingratiated back patting?

Bern must learn Haiku
Insanity fuels his rants
None take serious

***************************************
Boo skates pretty fast
Synergy overrated
Career depth player
***************************************

Bad trade proposals
Too many moving parts there
Few likes recieved


That is how you drop the mic.

at least I took obvious artistic license
not all of those are strictly Haiku either
strictly, it is 17 syllables total and follows 5 3 5 syl breakdown

Life is so very short
You're a killjoy
Boo still proves Bern right

 

[Shootertooter]

at least I took obvious artistic license
not all of those are strictly Haiku either
strictly, it is 17 syllables total and follows 5 3 5 syl breakdown

Life is so very short
You're a killjoy
Boo still proves Bern right

There is no artistic license in making a Haiku with other than the necessary amount of syllables or it isn't a Haiku.
It's actually 5-7-5.
I'm pretty sure mine meet that criteria.
In the above:
"Life is very short" is 5
"You're a killjoy" is 4
"Boo still proves Bern right" is 5
for a total of 14.....not 17 syllables.
So you are bad at Haiku and simple math too, to go along with making horrific trade proposals.
Yesterdays took all of 5 posts to get locked....congrats on that. That IS water being wet.....the proposal was hot garbage.

How in your twisted mind has Boo proven you right?

Unless it comes to fruition and is successful because of the "obvious" synergy, THAT the only way you will be "proven" right.......it not happening is you being wrong because it didn't happen...
just the way virtually everyone without your "omnipotent" water is wet vision saw it and expounded upon it.

One last one for you:

Might be a killjoy
Your haikus and Boo still suck
Like your proposals

 

[bernmeister]

There is no artistic license in making a Haiku with other than the necessary amount of syllables or it isn't a Haiku.
It's actually 5-7-5.
I'm pretty sure mine meet that criteria.
In the above:
"Life is very short" is 5
"You're a killjoy" is 4
"Boo still proves Bern right" is 5
for a total of 14.....not 17 syllables.
So you are bad at Haiku and simple math too, to go along with making trade proposals.
Yesterdays took all of 5 posts to get locked....congrats on that. That IS water being wet.....the proposal was hot garbage.

How in your twisted mind has Boo proven you right?

Unless it comes to fruition and is successful because of the "obvious" synergy, THAT the only way you will be "proven" right.......it not happening is you being wrong because it didn't happen...
just the way virtually everyone without your "omnipotent" water is wet vision saw it and expounded upon it.

One last one for you:

Might be a killjoy
Your haikus and Boo still suck
Like your proposals

your last one also not strict to form

and more significantly, as to content, Boo does not suck

----
as to the tread closed after 5 posts, someone should not have been so quick to pull the trigger.

Some people have a life, and responsibilities with it.
As a courtesy, all OPs should get 24 hours

There are counters to the complaints in that thread, such as 6 picks by Vegas. They were all lesser picks and the 3 2nds are not due til 2020. That was conveniently overlooked.

When I have time I may post a similar but different thread to discuss the issue about B Smith to Vegas, Zuc also

meanwhile back to this thread which is haiku

 

[ThePlanet]

Success all winter
Sharks trade future for rental
Choke on splinter

 

[AndreRoy]

This thread once was fun
Then Bernmeister entered it
Now it’s gone to shit

 

[Shootertooter]

your last one also not strict to form

and more significantly, as to content, Boo does not suck

----
as to the tread closed after 5 posts, someone should not have been so quick to pull the trigger.

Some people have a life, and responsibilities with it.
As a courtesy, all OPs should get 24 hours

There are counters to the complaints in that thread, such as 6 picks by Vegas. They were all lesser picks and the 3 2nds are not due til 2020. That was conveniently overlooked.

When I have time I may post a similar but different thread to discuss the issue about B Smith to Vegas, Zuc also

meanwhile back to this thread which is haiku

The last one is 5-7-5, like it is supposed to be.

The thread being closed after 5 posts suggests your M/O is bad.
The 6 picks thing is the reason and the amount of roster spots coming back to NY.......none of that is remotely realistic. A team can only have a limited amount of contracts

Creativity is awesome when trying to build a better mousetrap, not for complicating things to the point of absurdity.

 

[pbgoalie]

Here we go again
A funny thread gone astray
And we all move on

 

[FMichael]

Leafs will fail again.

Nobody has a mullet.

Team of 'sissy-boys'.

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Red Wings out again.

Yzerman soon stepping in.

Good times for Detroit.

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Nyquist to Boston.

Forgot his pacifier.

But not his diapers.

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Babcock with his glare.

No affect on this Leafs team.

Motor City bound.

 

[Harry Kakalovich]

No trades I see yet
Though rumours fly through the air
Will they ever land?