Value of: Trade Deadline Haikus!

[Lindberg Cheese]

5-7-5 boys

Gandalf has friend Zucc

Long stick shoots ring into fire

Late 1st saves kingdom

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[BurgoShark]

Six hours of TV
Kypreos talks some garbage
Not much else happens

 

[LGB]

Almost had fire sale
But Winnington stops all puck
Tarasenko snipe

 

[Newsworthy]

Mark Stone or Duchene
Panarin Bread or Butter
Who gets dealt and Why?

 

[780il]

Oilers suck ass
It's that time of year again,
Sell and look forward to the draft


... But I'm not a rapper

 

[Joel Ward]

Deadline deals lacking
Analysts talk of nothing
Should've gone to work

 

[TryamkinPleaseReturn]

Fear. Trepidation.
Trade deadline brings darkness; why?
My GM... Benning.

 

[KirbyDots]

Doug Wilson calling
Tan tiger ready to pounce
Pierre Dorion beware

 

[Shootertooter]

Chia has been sacked
Edmonton no pushover
Won't get fooled again

 

[Shootertooter]

Gorton fielding calls
Hayes and Zucc to go packing
Kreider will stay put

 

[Super Hans]

Poor Puljujarvi
The Oilers have ruined him
Just like Yakupov

 

[pbgoalie]

Make a proposal

Other team fans ridicule

Our players worth more

 

[rynryn]

Rask as Messiah
Boudreau's face a crimson mask
Goodbye playoff hopes

 

[AndreRoy]

Bolts don’t buy rentals
Team is dominating league
No need to make moves

Tip to Rangers fans:
Cally won’t bring you Raddysh
So please stop asking

This, for the last time:
We don’t need goddamn right D
Cease proposing them

“All-in” is for fools
Rentals rarely lead to Cups
Teams still overpay

 

[AndreRoy]

The best ones so far IMO:

Fear. Trepidation.
Trade deadline brings darkness; why?
My GM... Benning.

Poor Puljujarvi
The Oilers have ruined him
Just like Yakupov

 

[Just Linda]

Let us add more grit
No, better yet we need speed
First round, we are done

 

[dingbathero]

Trade Simmonds they say

Defence of the right hand type

Is this just a dream?

 

[ViktorBaeArvidsson]

No no no no no

No no no no no please no

No no no no stop

 

[Marshy]

Please take Gardiner

Send us what you can no rush

Add by subtraction

 

[McJesusSaves97]

Old boys club must go
Bobby Nick's burger is trash
Chiarelli sucks ass...

 

[McJesusSaves97]

In Connor we trust
Lose for Hughes is what we do
I prefer Kakko

 

[TooMuchMan]

Sweeney's good as gone
Another first out the door
Simmonds: no savior

 

[Limekiller]

Would love to get Stone.
But no good parts to offer.
DW calls Sens? Done!

 

[Horse McHindu]

On trade deadline day,
Team Tank on HF Canucks,
Will likely complain.

 

[McJesusSaves97]

Few assets to trade
We have nothing to play for
More holes than swiss cheese...