OT: Toronto Bachelor Party

[benjiv1]

Hey guys, I was wondering if someone from the Toronto area could make some reccomendations for things to do in Toronto for a bachelore party?

The Bride has asked me to keep it pretty tame (no strip clubs), and I'm not really sure which places to check out in Toronto. (being from Ottawa and all)

I've managed to pick up some Jays tickets for Saturday, and have booked a table at spIn for Midnight, but I'm stuck filling up between those two things.

Most restaurants aren't taking reservations after 4:30 Saturday night, and I'm wondering how early we should show up to get a table for the game? (also restaurant suggestions would be good to)

Thanks in advance guys!

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[Max Power]

I know some real high class brothels you can check out.

 

[Dysentery]

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[dasboot]

No strippers? It's not a bachelor party then.

 

[OgieO]

You're going to have to trust me on this one. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Zanzibar.

 

[Milan the God*]

Honestly, lie to the bride. This is your friends last chance he has to have fun before the handcuffs we like to call marriage (not saying marriage is a bad thing). Say you're doing something conservative, and hit up some Toronto bars and strip clubs.

 

[Qward]

iHop. Stu liked it on Hangover 2.

 

[Synthetek]

I went to Montreal for my bachelor party... and thats all I'm allowed to say.

 

[Legend Killer]

No strippers? It's not a bachelor party then.

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Seriously, spend some time at the Brass Rail...

 

[Flamingo]

You're going to have to trust me on this one. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Zanzibar.

I wish I'd gotten this memo in 1995.

 

[danishh]

I went to Montreal for my bachelor party... and thats all I'm allowed to say.

i was going to say.... who the hell goes to toronto for a bachelor party? Especially when montreal is so much closer.

 

[L'Aveuglette]

this thread....LOL.

 

[The Waffler]

Chucky cheese.

 

[ReginKarlssonLehner]

Come to the block, the strippers will come to you my friend. You'll forget the night week. I recommend you come with no jewelery or anything over 20 bucks as it will be confiscated.

 

[trobby]

Have a hotel party, and hire a prostitute...she said 'no strippers'.

Ok, I kid, don't do that.

...unless you want to.

 

[DG]

So are you looking for a pub like setting? For dinner?

As far as timing, depends where you're going, but it would make sense to go right after the Jays game. Also, you are in the King West area for the Jays game and SPiN, so it would make sense to go somewhere along there. There are tons of places along there of various types. I don't frequent that strip, but Bier Markt and Shoeless Joes are places that spring to mind that in that area. You could of course try to get in to Real Sports, but I think it'll be tough unless you hoof it over right from the game ASAP and/or don't mind waiting for a table.

Might I recommend you ask people on the Leafs board too?

... also at the helpfulness so far.

You're going to have to trust me on this one. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Zanzibar.

I do endorse this however.

 

[Benjamin]

Swiss Chalet.

 

[Indrew]

I had my bachelor party in the wilderness up north.

There were 8 of us in total. All good buddies from way back.

We brought the basics: beer, sausages, tents, matches.

By the time we got to our campground (a good ten hour drive from Ottawa), we realized that we forgot the blow up doll at the Ultramar in North Bay.

We rediscovered ourselves that weekend. The wedding was cancelled.

 

[ReginKarlssonLehner]

I had my bachelor party in the wilderness up north.

There were 8 of us in total. All good buddies from way back.

We brought the basics: beer, sausages, tents, matches.

By the time we got to our campground (a good ten hour drive from Ottawa), we realized that we forgot the blow up doll at the Ultramar in North Bay.

Weekend ruined.

R.I.P.

I know the feel, bro. Only we forgot the bring the girl, smh.

 

[Indrew]

In all seriousness though... can I come? I'm free this weekend. I'll show you a good time.

 

[Noisespektrum]

i was going to say.... who the hell goes to toronto for a bachelor party? Especially when montreal is so much closer.

people who don't want to trek through 3 feet of snow in dress shoes.

 

[malcolmedge]

I went to Montreal for my bachelor party... and thats all I'm allowed to say.

Everyone told me to go to the strip clubs and I didn't get it...till I did....... Got to Montreal.

 

[dasboot]

In all seriousness though... can I come? I'm free this weekend. I'll show you a good time.

What!? You already said we're having a sleepover this weekend.

 

[Step]

Stay in Ottawa! Corner of Dalhousie / George street will get you some high class talent

 

[JackBauer]

Reiterate comments that you should lie and still go to the rippers, but in the interest of actually being helpful:

I'm not sure what type of guys you are and what you do for fun so generally:

Bars:
-Grace O' Malleys (about a 3 min walk from Rogers Centre) - the most fun
-Earl's Kitchen and Bar (about a 5 min walk) - the hottest waitresses

Clubs:
-Anything on King St, west of Spadina (a little douchey but they cater to older crowds, 25+, as opposed to anything below). Spin is in this area so you wouldn't have far to walk

Restaurants:
-Not sure why you claimed restaurants don't take reservations after 4:30 but use Open Table. Ones I'd recommend around the Jays would be Earl's ($), Milestones ($), Nota Bene ($$), Origin ($$), Jacob's Steakhouse ($$$), JaBistro ($$$)