Michael Farkas
Celebrate 68
I don't want to be the one that comes to Lemieux's aid, but I intend to keep him in the top-4...even if it's only 4 (which I support)...let's not go out of our way here...
Can we just talk about the quality of these teams here...Orr played with Espo and had a very, loose offensive-minded system...but he had guys to work with, one of them broke the scoring record about 100 times...HOFer Johnny Bucyk...Ken Hodge...and a consistent, if unspectacular (to be fair) group of strong glue-men that were reliable year to year...not an all-star team, but he had free reign, he had a historically amazing weapon, a historically strong wing-man and competent men that would work hard to get the puck to the guy with the most talent on the ice. I think that's fair.
Howe, I mean, he had played for a wagon early...Production Line, all that noise...he had coaching, he was backed by goaltending...he wasn't alone out there...
Gretzky, I mean, that goes without saying, those Edmonton teams were a sick joke...
Lemieux...comes into the league with Bob Berry as a coach, a guy who won one playoff series in his 11 year coaching career and it's because CuJo gave up 6 goals in an entire series or whatever, just went ham...the Kings won their first playoff series in six years immediately after he leaves. He joins the Habs early in the 80's, gets canned and two years later the Habs win the Cup with Lemaire. Can't make the playoffs with an expansion-esque Pens team, but two years after he leaves they make the playoffs and win a round.
Lemieux walks into the league, gets Warren Young (out of the league in two years), Doug Shedden (out of the league in two years), Mike Bullard (productive, one-dimensional player, bounces around and is basically done after 1990)...then his d-men are Moe Mantha (relevant offensive d-man from '84 to '88 and then just fades away, gone by 1991), rookie Doug Bodger (who does have a long, successful career) and Randy Hillier (out of the league by 1990)...it's same basic group until 1987.
Those forwards are mostly discarded...reasonable players are inserted Dan Quinn, Randy Cunneyworth and Craig Simpson is drafted highly. Nothing amazing, but these are fine NHL players at least. Bodger and Mantha still man the back line...
1988, same group...subtract Simpson, add Paul Coffey...Pierre Creamer takes over as coach...it's only season in the NHL.
1989. Rob Brown quadruple-A's himself into a spot with Mario gets a billion points and then washes out of the league for like a decade...the team begins to get some depth below their first line for the first time in the Lemieux era. Cullen, Errey, young Kevin Stevens begin to emerge as contributors...Zalapski and Jim Johnson on defense. Barrasso acquired for Bodger. Gene Ubriaco coaches his only full season in the NHL this year.
Those are his first five years in the league. Where you have to check if the leading scorers on the team are even in the league still in three to five years and the coaches are inexperienced at best...
[Good things that we all know about happen from 1990 to 1997, when he quits because it sucks]
Last five years...
2001 - Carry over from the top-heavy Penguins of the late 90's...fun run, I remember it well. Smash Washington, end Hasek's career in Buffalo...fun, fun...good team, good coach...I'm just being consistent with the five year sandwich...this is a point against me here...
2002 - Exit Jagr. Lemieux only plays 24 games anyhow...still some hold overs from the top-heavy years live-on...Kovalev, Lang, Morozov, Hrdina - not in Jagr's hip pocket still produces this season, Steph Richer is kicking around...the defense is Rozsival and Kasparaitis and little else...and that's little to begin with...Hedberg provided quality goaltending...Hlinka gets canned before the anthem is over and FOM (Friend of Mario) Rick Kehoe takes over his first (and second to last!) season coaching in the NHL...he wins 55 of 160.
2003: Tear down time...Kovalev departs, Hrdina departs, Lang departs, Morozov breaks himself...Jagr/Lang/Kovalev/Hrdina are replaced with...Nieminen, Kraft, Surovy, Fata and Robitaille...Randy Robitaille...Kehoe canned.
2004: Enter FOM Eddie Olczyk...no longer getting liquored up with Mike Lange in the broadcast booth, his inability to diagram even simple concepts (as we all should know by now) on regional television and his constant use of "stick on stick, stick on puck...for all you young hockey players out there" is now being used for all "you young hockey players...in the NHL"...waiver acquisition d-man Dick Tarnstrom leads the team in scoring, as Lemieux only plays 10 games...it's Generation X...of all the players that finished the team on the roster, I believe only 3 or 4 are even still in the NHL by 2007 (from memory, it's Malone, Orpik, **** maybe it's two...Scuderi and Fleury are on the team, but they aren't regulars)...the first overall pick goalie Fleury isn't afforded a full-time goalie coach, because why would a teenage goaltender playing for an expansion team need one of those...also, in January and February, the players were paid in Pop Tarts...
2006: Having spoken to a couple people around the team, practices are a complete gong show and the team had no system...Olczyk is banished back up to the broadcasting booth...a real coach in Michel Therrien enters...and they bring in some old help and a young superstar...enter: Crosby, Gonchar, Recchi, LeClair, Palffy (who quits immediately after Darcy Hordichuk dummied him), etc. the team is still drek, but it means well and there's hope...
My sense is, is that guys like Gretzky, Orr, Howe...extending to Beliveau, Harvey, somehow Richard is in this group, etc. weren't playing any noteworthy chunks of their careers with coaches who, for instance, can't identify what a 1-3-1 forecheck is and what each player's role is in that (Olczyk) or players who were not good enough for the league when asked to play on the second-to-worst team in the league as opposed to the worst...maybe I'm wrong and I'm not saying Lemieux didn't have free reign, he largely did, I'm not saying he didn't have an absolute squad at times (Jagr, Stevens, Francis, Coffey, etc.) he did...but he effectively played on two expansion teams for multiple years...and when he didn't (this is with 1988, 1989, 2001 removed) he scored 2.07 points per game, was a plus-107 in 377 games and worked everyone...
Not asking for #1...not even asking for a medal here...but before we start a #66 for #6 campaign, let's not lose sight of the fact that he was rubbing two sticks together and y'all were using a blow torch...
Can we just talk about the quality of these teams here...Orr played with Espo and had a very, loose offensive-minded system...but he had guys to work with, one of them broke the scoring record about 100 times...HOFer Johnny Bucyk...Ken Hodge...and a consistent, if unspectacular (to be fair) group of strong glue-men that were reliable year to year...not an all-star team, but he had free reign, he had a historically amazing weapon, a historically strong wing-man and competent men that would work hard to get the puck to the guy with the most talent on the ice. I think that's fair.
Howe, I mean, he had played for a wagon early...Production Line, all that noise...he had coaching, he was backed by goaltending...he wasn't alone out there...
Gretzky, I mean, that goes without saying, those Edmonton teams were a sick joke...
Lemieux...comes into the league with Bob Berry as a coach, a guy who won one playoff series in his 11 year coaching career and it's because CuJo gave up 6 goals in an entire series or whatever, just went ham...the Kings won their first playoff series in six years immediately after he leaves. He joins the Habs early in the 80's, gets canned and two years later the Habs win the Cup with Lemaire. Can't make the playoffs with an expansion-esque Pens team, but two years after he leaves they make the playoffs and win a round.
Lemieux walks into the league, gets Warren Young (out of the league in two years), Doug Shedden (out of the league in two years), Mike Bullard (productive, one-dimensional player, bounces around and is basically done after 1990)...then his d-men are Moe Mantha (relevant offensive d-man from '84 to '88 and then just fades away, gone by 1991), rookie Doug Bodger (who does have a long, successful career) and Randy Hillier (out of the league by 1990)...it's same basic group until 1987.
Those forwards are mostly discarded...reasonable players are inserted Dan Quinn, Randy Cunneyworth and Craig Simpson is drafted highly. Nothing amazing, but these are fine NHL players at least. Bodger and Mantha still man the back line...
1988, same group...subtract Simpson, add Paul Coffey...Pierre Creamer takes over as coach...it's only season in the NHL.
1989. Rob Brown quadruple-A's himself into a spot with Mario gets a billion points and then washes out of the league for like a decade...the team begins to get some depth below their first line for the first time in the Lemieux era. Cullen, Errey, young Kevin Stevens begin to emerge as contributors...Zalapski and Jim Johnson on defense. Barrasso acquired for Bodger. Gene Ubriaco coaches his only full season in the NHL this year.
Those are his first five years in the league. Where you have to check if the leading scorers on the team are even in the league still in three to five years and the coaches are inexperienced at best...
[Good things that we all know about happen from 1990 to 1997, when he quits because it sucks]
Last five years...
2001 - Carry over from the top-heavy Penguins of the late 90's...fun run, I remember it well. Smash Washington, end Hasek's career in Buffalo...fun, fun...good team, good coach...I'm just being consistent with the five year sandwich...this is a point against me here...
2002 - Exit Jagr. Lemieux only plays 24 games anyhow...still some hold overs from the top-heavy years live-on...Kovalev, Lang, Morozov, Hrdina - not in Jagr's hip pocket still produces this season, Steph Richer is kicking around...the defense is Rozsival and Kasparaitis and little else...and that's little to begin with...Hedberg provided quality goaltending...Hlinka gets canned before the anthem is over and FOM (Friend of Mario) Rick Kehoe takes over his first (and second to last!) season coaching in the NHL...he wins 55 of 160.
2003: Tear down time...Kovalev departs, Hrdina departs, Lang departs, Morozov breaks himself...Jagr/Lang/Kovalev/Hrdina are replaced with...Nieminen, Kraft, Surovy, Fata and Robitaille...Randy Robitaille...Kehoe canned.
2004: Enter FOM Eddie Olczyk...no longer getting liquored up with Mike Lange in the broadcast booth, his inability to diagram even simple concepts (as we all should know by now) on regional television and his constant use of "stick on stick, stick on puck...for all you young hockey players out there" is now being used for all "you young hockey players...in the NHL"...waiver acquisition d-man Dick Tarnstrom leads the team in scoring, as Lemieux only plays 10 games...it's Generation X...of all the players that finished the team on the roster, I believe only 3 or 4 are even still in the NHL by 2007 (from memory, it's Malone, Orpik, **** maybe it's two...Scuderi and Fleury are on the team, but they aren't regulars)...the first overall pick goalie Fleury isn't afforded a full-time goalie coach, because why would a teenage goaltender playing for an expansion team need one of those...also, in January and February, the players were paid in Pop Tarts...
2006: Having spoken to a couple people around the team, practices are a complete gong show and the team had no system...Olczyk is banished back up to the broadcasting booth...a real coach in Michel Therrien enters...and they bring in some old help and a young superstar...enter: Crosby, Gonchar, Recchi, LeClair, Palffy (who quits immediately after Darcy Hordichuk dummied him), etc. the team is still drek, but it means well and there's hope...
My sense is, is that guys like Gretzky, Orr, Howe...extending to Beliveau, Harvey, somehow Richard is in this group, etc. weren't playing any noteworthy chunks of their careers with coaches who, for instance, can't identify what a 1-3-1 forecheck is and what each player's role is in that (Olczyk) or players who were not good enough for the league when asked to play on the second-to-worst team in the league as opposed to the worst...maybe I'm wrong and I'm not saying Lemieux didn't have free reign, he largely did, I'm not saying he didn't have an absolute squad at times (Jagr, Stevens, Francis, Coffey, etc.) he did...but he effectively played on two expansion teams for multiple years...and when he didn't (this is with 1988, 1989, 2001 removed) he scored 2.07 points per game, was a plus-107 in 377 games and worked everyone...
Not asking for #1...not even asking for a medal here...but before we start a #66 for #6 campaign, let's not lose sight of the fact that he was rubbing two sticks together and y'all were using a blow torch...
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