Speculation: Tom Dundon so cheap

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon so cheap he wont even pay for flights fr UFAs to come visit

Tom Dundon so cheap this included Marleau.

 

[IceNeophyte]

Tom Dundon is so cheap, he found some old Whalers jerseys in the basement, and made the team wear them.

 

[Unsustainable]

Dundon so cheap, he tried to trade Jelly of the Month club membership for Marleau signing bonus.

 

[wunderpanda]

I bought a Canes hoody to help raise money for Aho contract





....because Dundon so cheap

 

[DEANYOUNGBLOOD17]

Dundon is so cheap he is waiting until July 2nd to finish the 2nd part of the Marleau trade. (After Toronto pays Nylanders 8.3 mill bonus on July 1 st)

nylander ($ 700 k salary for next year then 6 mill 5 more seasons) for Carolina RD Peece.

Part 1 of the trade everybody thinks he spent 3.8 mill for a first round pick. After part 2 of trade ( 8.3 mill bonus paid out) he nets over 4 mill of value.

 

[HisIceness]

Dundon so cheap he made Martinook pay for the ice cream in those after-game videos.

 

[The Stranger]

Dundon so cheap...other teams off-sheet his star RFA because they think he won't match.

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

Dundon so cheap he wont even pay for his own GM to negotiate RFA contracts

 

[Svechhammer]

Dundon so cheap he can't even afford to wait the full 7 days to match an offer sheet

 

[MinJaBen]

Tom Dundon so cheap he even got Marc Bergevin to sign a reasonable contract.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Tom Dundon so cheap he's using Bergevin's offer sheet for toilet paper.

 

[Bub]

Dundon so cheap he couldn't do a video conference today? smdh

 

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap he's using Bergevin's offer sheet for toilet paper.

 

[Svechhammer]

Tom Dundon so cheap he has to remind people of how much money he has

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon do cheap he gets the press for his team and his star player on Montreal's expense.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Tom Dundon so cheap he gets free publicity from other teams.

 

[Roboturner913]

Tom Dundon so cheap he didn't want to pay for long distance charges to Finland so Sebastian could talk on the conference call

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Tom Dundon so cheap he didn't want to pay for long distance charges to Finland so Sebastian could talk on the conference call

Tom Dundon so cheap he called into that press conference on this Nokia 3210 he bought in a Dallas pawnshop for about tree fiddy.

 

[Unsustainable]

Dundon so cheap, he makes other teams negotiate better deals for our players

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Tom Dundon so cheap he called into that press conference on this Nokia 3210 he bought in a Dallas pawnshop for about tree fiddy.

This phone was f***ing awesome.

 

[Lempo]

Tom Dundon so cheap he called into that press conference on this Nokia 3210 he bought in a Dallas pawnshop for about tree fiddy.

I had exactly like that one from 2000 to 2004.

Well, technically still have. I'm so cheap I never throw them away.

 

[AD Skinner]

Media: “Write the check yet, Tom?”
Dundon: “When you’re rich, you don’t write checks.”
Media: “If you don’t write checks, how do you pay these guys?”
Dundon: “Straight cash, homey.”
Media: “Tom, are you upset about the bonus?”
Dundon: “No, cause it ain’t s—. Ain’t nothing but 20 million. What’s 20 million to me?"

 

[Roboturner913]

I had exactly like that one from 2000 to 2004.

Well, technically still have. I'm so cheap I never throw them away.

no point in throwing that away, if you ever need a blunt, yet relatively light object to beat somebody to death with

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I had exactly like that one from 2000 to 2004.

Well, technically still have. I'm so cheap I never throw them away.

Isn't it illegal for a Finn to throw away a Nokia phone?

Fun fact: when Nokia's phone division got bought by Microsoft, my boss at the time, who was also on the board at Nokia, tried to give us all new Windows phones.

That did not go over well.

 

[Lempo]

Isn't it illegal for a Finn to throw away a Nokia phone?

Fun fact: when Nokia's phone division got bought by Microsoft, my boss at the time, who was also on the board at Nokia, tried to give us all new Windows phones.

That did not go over well.

No, it's literally a sport:

Mobile phone throwing - Wikipedia

After my iPhone 3Gs gave in, I bought a Nokia Lumia 630 with Windows. I lasted three and a half months. Then in middle of one night I woke up in insufferable pain and had to go online to order the Jolla Phone I had been eyeing at.

It was cute how it suggested using Bing when I typed google.com in the browser.