GDT: TML @ WSH | 11/13/24 | 7:30p ET

[Jags]

Feel free to create your own, and award it to whoever you think has earned it.

Sounds like they need one that's for bitching...

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The naysayers game puck. Please use responsibly.

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[twabby]

Sounds like they need one that's for bitching...

I give you The PPPP -- The Piss-Poor Performance Puck. Made from a pristine image of a premium, artisanal, gourmet urinal cake, The PPPP is perfect for perniciously pathetic, persistently pitiful players who personify puke-provoking proficiency.

The naysayers game puck. Please use responsibly.

(Prolonged exposure to The PPPP may cause diarrhea, constipation, hair loss, bad breath, obesity, high sticking, ignorance, impotence, earwax buildup, flatulence, swollen testicles, yeast infections, runny eggs, nymphomania, poverty, jock itch, terrorism, anal leakage, impulse shopping, herpes, bad hair days, divorce, insanity, incarceration, late fees, pass interference, roaming charges, sleet, nuclear proliferation, alimony, brain freeze, brief nudity, death, obscene phone calls, parking tickets, tax audits, and pinkeye. Use only as directed. Only while supplies last. Batteries not included.)

I love it!

 

[caps4cup]

WTF was Wilson thinking

The worst part is they sat back, but still tried to make the cutesy, offensive plays to exit/enter the zones. If you're going to go into a stupid defensive shell, then just chip it out and make the safe plays. They did the worst of both worlds. So f***ing frustrating.

Yeah this. Their decisions were bad all game but they were at least pushing offensively. Then sat back in the 3rd and still made idiotic decisions.

It’s actually surprising they controlled play and were up 3-1 even though they looked so sloppy. Again, we’ve seen their baseline this year is so much higher than last year. Even when they play bad, they’re in games, unlike last year. Just need to clean it up a bit. The sitting back hasn’t been a large issue this year but the cutesy plays seemed to start after the huge 1st period against CBJ. It’s mental and I’m sure Carberry is on them about it.

 

[Marshall]

Maybe get @Ridley Simon to do the next GDT?

Brother was on fire early in the season.

 

[Calicaps]

Jimi is a mess. That line doesn’t work.

Would like to see him play on Ellers wing for a few games.

Protas needed that empty net. Honestly, one of the dumbest plays I have ever seen.

That was mind-boggling. I was in a rage the whole rest of the collapse after that.

 

[kicksavedave]

Sounds like they need one that's for bitching...

I give you The PPPP -- The Piss-Poor Performance Puck. Made from a pristine image of a premium, artisanal, gourmet urinal cake, The PPPP is perfect for perniciously pathetic, persistently pitiful players who personify puke-provoking proficiency.

The naysayers game puck. Please use responsibly.

(Prolonged exposure to The PPPP may cause diarrhea, constipation, hair loss, bad breath, obesity, high sticking, ignorance, impotence, earwax buildup, flatulence, swollen testicles, yeast infections, runny eggs, nymphomania, poverty, jock itch, terrorism, anal leakage, impulse shopping, herpes, bad hair days, divorce, insanity, incarceration, late fees, pass interference, roaming charges, sleet, nuclear proliferation, alimony, brain freeze, brief nudity, death, obscene phone calls, parking tickets, tax audits, and pinkeye. Use only as directed. Only while supplies last. Batteries not included.)

OMG hilarious. Tom Waits would be proud.

 

[trick9]

That was mind-boggling. I was in a rage the whole rest of the collapse after that.

Protas one was really bad. Yawning net in front of him and D between him and his linemate and he passes. I hope this serves as a wake-up call for him. Feeding your teammates is admirable but that is just stupidity.

Doubling down on the stupidity was Duhaime too. He didn't learn from the Protas mistake just seconds before but made the same mistake (D may have been playing goalie at that point) of passing instead of shooting.

 

[StrikingDistance]

Damn...poor Protas...this board got him like

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

Damn...poor Protas...this board got him like

Bags of oranges….no bruises….