This seems like it needs some sort of special off topic thread I can ignore since Seinfeld blows.
FADE IN:
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at their usual booth, sipping coffee.
JERRY: You know what I don't get? Why do people who don't like us have to be so terrible about it?
GEORGE: Yeah, it's like they're not content with just not liking us. They have to actively dislike us.
ELAINE: And they always seem to take pleasure in letting us know how much they dislike us.
KRAMER: (nodding) It's like they're on a mission to make our lives miserable.
JERRY: (smirking) Well, they're obviously jealous of our awesomeness.
ELAINE: (rolling her eyes) Oh, please. We're not that great.
GEORGE: Speak for yourself. I'm a catch.
KRAMER: (laughing) You wish, Costanza.
JERRY: (leaning in) But seriously, why do people have to be so mean? Can't they just keep their opinions to themselves?
ELAINE: (shrugging) I don't know. Maybe they're just unhappy with their own lives and need to bring others down to feel better about themselves.
GEORGE: (nodding) That's a good point. Misery loves company.
KRAMER: (taking a sip of his coffee) Or maybe they're just jerks.
JERRY: (smiling) That's always a possibility.
They all take a moment to ponder the idea of people being jerks.
ELAINE: (breaking the silence) But you know what's worse than people who don't like us?
GEORGE: (looking worried) What?
ELAINE: People who pretend to like us but really don't.
JERRY: (nodding) Yeah, those are the worst.
KRAMER: (scoffing) They're like snakes in the grass.
GEORGE: (shaking his head) I can't deal with that kind of deception---
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