Thornton's Beard

[nhindian]

Maybe he should've waited until the playoffs started to grow one, probably wouldn't have slowed him down so much.

 

[KingWantsCup]

That thing grows like wild fire. It's approaching wizard length.

 

[KingPuckChoo]

ISIS called, they want their beard back

 

[Eye of Ra]

He has beard like orthodox priests.

 

[COHawk]

Lmao

the beard is dope

This man gets it.

 

[Boud]

It's not really impressive. A gorgeous sunset is impressive. Shearys game winner was impressive. A washed up hockey players beard is not.

Grandma got an HF account.

 

[NickLidstrom]

He looks like he's gonna keel over and pass out behind the 7-11 clutching a 40 of beer...

They make 40's of beer?

 

[AaronDellForPrez]

A washed up hockey players beard is not.

Washed up? Thornton?

Name one player on the penguins who was as productive this year. Just one. I'll wait.

Thornton has 103 pts (reg season plus playoffs)

Crosby is the closest. 102 pts

If he's washed up, that doesn't say much for the penguins.

Do you even watch hockey?

 

[Howboutthempanthers]

Beards are fine, but Thornton and Burns are overdoing it with those things they have hanging off of their face.

 

[ybnvs]

...Thornton and Burns are overdoing it with those things they have hanging off of their face.

Oh.
They are?
Says who?
You?
Oh.
Okay.

 

[Blufreezy]

Kessel has a nice thick beard growing, I wonder how he'd compare to Burns/Thornton if he were to let it go lol

 

[DonskoiDonscored]

Kessel has a nice thick beard growing, I wonder how he'd compare to Burns/Thornton if he were to let it go lol

He looks like the Lumberjack from Rudolf. I'd shave it that right after the SCF if I were him.

 

[Blufreezy]

He looks like the Lumberjack from Rudolf. I'd shave it that right after the SCF if I were him.

lmfao - never thought of that, that's awesome

 

[PancakeHero]

At least Thornton and Burns will have their beards to keep them warm tonight.

 

[Howboutthempanthers]

Oh.
They are?
Says who?
You?
Oh.
Okay.

Yeah, I said it. So who says they're not? You? Oh. Ok.

 

[vadim sharifijanov]

 

[ImporterExporter]

He looked and played like the millions of hobo's you see up and down the California landscape. Fits in well.

 

[HandshakeLine]

So, you're saying Joe's on heron?

 

[bombers15]

Washed up? Thornton?

Name one player on the penguins who was as productive this year. Just one. I'll wait.

Thornton has 103 pts (reg season plus playoffs)

Crosby is the closest. 102 pts

In less games. Thus, Crosby was more productive.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

At least Thornton and Burns will have their beards to keep them warm tonight.

Or to help soak up their tears.

 

[CanadienShark]

They make 40's of beer?

Haven't you heard of Old English?

Actually, a ton of brewers make 40s. I should stop calling it that though, I'm Canadian. So lots of brewers make 1.14L bottles lol.

 

[RockPile]

Haven't you heard of Old English?

Actually, a ton of brewers make 40s. I should stop calling it that though, I'm Canadian. So lots of brewers make 1.14L bottles lol.

Old English 800 is not beer. It is a mystical amalgam of mead and vulture vomit. 5% mead, 95% vomit. Drink it long enough and you'll look like Brent Burns.

 

[CanadienShark]

Old English 800 is not beer. It is a mystical amalgam of mead and vulture vomit. 5% mead, 95% vomit. Drink it long enough and you'll look like Brent Burns.

It's technically a malt liquor, but apparently classifies as beer since I sell it at my work. We can only sell beer and certain malt based alcoholic drinks.

 

[NickLidstrom]

Haven't you heard of Old English?

Actually, a ton of brewers make 40s. I should stop calling it that though, I'm Canadian. So lots of brewers make 1.14L bottles lol.

Strange, here in Sask the biggest bottles of beer you can find are Corona .750's. I have never seen anything larger at any liquor store.

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Strange, here in Sask the biggest bottles of beer you can find are Corona .750's. I have never seen anything larger at any liquor store.

Yeah, 40's are common here in the states. The corner store about 5 houses down always has 40's. I usually stick to 12-packs or cases, but the occasional 40 of Bud on a hot summer day will do sometimes.