The Moderators pentathalon competition has now completed and the results are in:
Gold: Bob Richards
Silver: ColePens
Bronze: NoFun Shogun
DQ: TMI, SoupyFIN (no participation)
In controversial fashion, Bob Richards took home the gold while drunk. Other mods argued he wasn't fit to win a medal but he drunkenly mumbled something about Wu Tang and pushed his way to the starting gate. As he crossed the finish line he was seen ranting about Harambe. NoFun Shogun was actually in the lead at the last leg but when he realized winning a gold medal was fun, he/she stopped and ran into ColePens (who was in second) and allowed Bob Richards to win.