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OT: TheDizee Prophecy Thread

TheDizee said:
Krug is gone. At least for a season.

Now all that is left is to get rid of the other on ice liability, Kyrou. We drastically improved by never having Krug sniff the ice in 24-25, now we need to FINISH THE STORY and get rid of the other culprit.
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MissouriMook said:
Way too early prediction for the 2024-25 season:

Jordan Kyrou becomes the first Blues player with 40 goals and 40 assists in the same season since Brett Hull in 1996-97.
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even if he did that, it wont mean as much since scoring has been way up the past few years.

kyrou scoring 40g would likely mean his +- will be -20 or worse
 
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TheDizee said:
even if he did that, it wont mean as much since scoring has been way up the past few years.
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It would mean the world TO US. TO THE BLUES. TO THE NOTE. TO US BLUES FANS. You getting me yet?

Kyrou posting 40G, 40A 80P isn't something you just dismiss, especially if its one of your guys. That's badass, and if his overall game improves like its started to, omg. Just... omg.

Are you SURE you're a Blues fan? I mean, you know what that is right? :)
 
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TheDizee said:
even if he did that, it wont mean as much since scoring has been way up the past few years.

kyrou scoring 40g would likely mean his +- will be -20 or worse
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You ride on two of our top three minus leaders. Why not the third one?
 
Kyrou is a playing the biggest loser hockey of his career, especially the past few weeks.

He is approaching Chris Stewart for my most hated/laziest Blues player of all time. I also disliked Brad Boyes, but atleast that man actually scored 40 goals before he started to destroy team culture and success.

A few more weeks of this garbage and he will be #1. Santa may be bringing me a #1 hated Blues player for Christmas if this crap continues.
 
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song for Justin Faulk next @Ranksu KYROU MUST GO THIS SUMMER BEFORE NTC KICKS IN.

damn what a banger of a song, will put this on my spotify playlist for sure

 
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Linkens Mastery said:
You said if you made the GDT we would win game 7. You were INCORRECT.
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i had that game won for them until Faulk decided to screw the franchise. He will be getting his own song in the coming weeks as well. I did my part, sadly Faulk must have had vacation plans for May.

Also lets not be ungrateful. If I never broke the curse of them being unable to win 3+ games in a row, we would have been looking at the draft lottery last night instead of seeing how our club handled the president trophys team. That team was unable to win 3 in a row before I had to do the hardest thing a man has to do and I made GDT knowing Chucky Sideburns was going to be in net. I had to Old Yeller him for the good of the note.

Hopefully Chucky wins a cup this year so his name will be on it forever, unlike Jordan Kyrou who has NO CHANCE IN HELL of ever having it on there.
 
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TheDizee said:
i had that game won for them until Faulk decided to screw the franchise. He will be getting his own song in the coming weeks as well. I did my part, sadly Faulk must have had vacation plans for May.

Also lets not be ungrateful. If I never broke the curse of them being unable to win 3+ games in a row, we would have been looking at the draft lottery last night instead of seeing how our club handled the president trophys team. That team was unable to win 3 in a row before I had to do the hardest thing a man has to do and I made GDT knowing Chucky Sideburns was going to be in net. I had to Old Yeller him for the good of the note.

Hopefully Chucky wins a cup this year so his name will be on it forever, unlike Jordan Kyrou who has NO CHANCE IN HELL of ever having it on there.
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Linkens Mastery said:
You said if you made the GDT we would win game 7. You were INCORRECT.
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We All Ate Crow This Year. How should be its own thread at this point.

Dizee doing it should have told everyone something but we're all in the wrong too because we let him. It's the whole 'one finger at him and three fingers back at us.' deal.
 
GoldenSeal said:
We All Ate Crow This Year. How should be its own thread at this point.

Dizee doing it should have told everyone something but we're all in the wrong too because we let him. It's the whole 'one finger at him and three fingers back at us.' deal.
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Crow is a sports fan’s delicacy. In other words, peasant food.
 
Oh Kyrou, man, where’s the speed?
You skate like slow is all you need.
Blazing wheels, but you won’t go —
Just coast and glide, nice and slow.


You lose each puck, avoid the check,
Float to the bench, what the heck?
No second gear, no fight, no jam,
This ain’t a league for guys who scram.


Tight coverage? You fade away,
Cry to media and dodge the play.
Soft on the wall, soft in the slot,
We need a warrior — you are not.


So call up Ottawa, make it quick,
Trade him out — let Brady stick.
Tkachuk brings fire, grit, and lead,
While Kyrou cries and hangs his head.


Thanks for goals, but we want tough —
Trade Kyrou now. Enough’s enough.
 
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