VaxjoDevil
No kids - Still a person
Oh, the meh was for me not wanting to travel. Nothing against it, I like the south a lot.
OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 186: Cycles are more than just Mayannaise Calendars
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Oh, the meh was for me not wanting to travel. Nothing against it, I like the south a lot.
manilaNJ
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VaxjoDevil
No kids - Still a person
We complicate things. To get laid in three steps:
1) Go to a bar
2) Stay until it closes
3) Lower your level of ambition in terms of looks dramatically
90% chance of success.
1) Go to a bar
2) Stay until it closes
3) Lower your level of ambition in terms of looks dramatically
90% chance of success.
VaxjoDevil
No kids - Still a person
What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?
They might give you a heck of a time in the dark, man.
DatBoyJPP
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What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?
It happens.
If the whole bar is ugly you need to reevaluate the places you go to
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Ooffff no thanks!
I don't go to any, and I also lay in bed by myself at night haha.
VaxjoDevil
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VaxjoDevil
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Oh come on man let's hear some stories about you baggin some uglies!
I absolutely should have done more of that. My theory is that less pretty girls feel like they have to make up for it by being wilder in bed. But I was too ****ed up with how many points this and this girl had on the whatwillmybuddiesthink-scale. The lost sex for that ****, I tell you...
Why don't you tell us one then?
One time my buddies dad called up a bunch of escorts called "The Lollipop Girls" as a joke using one of our names. The pimp called back threatening to kill us and give someone a Colombian Necktie. My buddy's Dad then handed us an Japanese Arisika and told us to defend the house while he left.
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VaxjoDevil
No kids - Still a person
Oh. I am playing a couple of concerts here, in Mobile. Just got here and almost ate myself to death, food is incredible I have to say.
We were a bunch of idiot kids then (heh still are) so we just assumed that some man in a low rider was going to gun us down with a gold plated Uzi.
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Haha that was a good one though! I wish I had something, but I don't have anything. Got some NSFW stuff.
Capt Nico Poo
Holik to HHOF
A video: A day in Russia
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=112736&c=11
Its pretty hilarious, really nails Russian everyday life
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=112736&c=11
Its pretty hilarious, really nails Russian everyday life
MartyOwns
thank you shero
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oohhh boy do I have a story about this. a story to top all stories. but, no matter how cleverly I wrote it, it would get me banned from this site, which I’d rather avoid at this time
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Vicodin is a great thing. Back pain the last 3 days when waking up. Pop a Vicodin and an Aleve and 30 min later, I'm comfortably numb.
I think it's time for a new mattress though if I want a long term solution. Anybody got a suggestion for the best bed I'll ever own that doesn't cost as much as a small car?
I think it's time for a new mattress though if I want a long term solution. Anybody got a suggestion for the best bed I'll ever own that doesn't cost as much as a small car?
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