OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 185: Implied oral consent

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Saugus

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I'm very annoyed. Turns out my female friend's surprise was that she has a new bf potential guy. I met him tonight and he seems like a complete tosser. I am not pleased.

In fact, I'm beyond upset. I'm going to demand that she helps me get laid if she's not going to do it herself.
 

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I'm very annoyed. Turns out my female friend's surprise was that she has a new bf potential guy. I met him tonight and he seems like a complete tosser. I am not pleased.

In fact, I'm beyond upset. I'm going to demand that she helps me get laid if she's not going to do it herself.

What a joke! I'd be ****in pissed. Kinda sounds like a game player.
 

Scott04

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I'm very annoyed. Turns out my female friend's surprise was that she has a new bf potential guy. I met him tonight and he seems like a complete tosser. I am not pleased.

In fact, I'm beyond upset. I'm going to demand that she helps me get laid if she's not going to do it herself.

...seriously? You have to be kidding. How the hell does this constitute a surprise for you that you would have remotely any interest in hearing about? Unless part 2 of the surprise would have been that she is going to help you get laid with her hotter friend that you didn't know about. Since clearly part 2 doesn't exist (or at least not yet), that's some serious crap. I'd be pretty pissed too.
 

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Chicken vindaloo or rogan josh is about the most complicated decision I plan on making today. Football, couch, food, bevy = near paradise.
 

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...seriously? You have to be kidding. How the hell does this constitute a surprise for you that you would have remotely any interest in hearing about? Unless part 2 of the surprise would have been that she is going to help you get laid with her hotter friend that you didn't know about. Since clearly part 2 doesn't exist (or at least not yet), that's some serious crap. I'd be pretty pissed too.

Ya, there was no part two. It was just, "here, meet this jerk who I'm trying to **** instead of you."

I just danced with her friend instead, it was a good blues band and I like to swing dance, so that was fun.

I also talked with the hostess of the restaurant/bar, though I'm not sure she was really that interested in me. After all, buttering up the customers is part of her job.
 

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Ya, there was no part two. It was just, "here, meet this jerk who I'm trying to **** instead of you."

I just danced with her friend instead, it was a good blues band and I like to swing dance, so that was fun.

I also talked with the hostess of the restaurant/bar, though I'm not sure she was really that interested in me. After all, buttering up the customers is part of her job.

 

CerebralGenesis

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I'm very annoyed. Turns out my female friend's surprise was that she has a new bf potential guy. I met him tonight and he seems like a complete tosser. I am not pleased.

In fact, I'm beyond upset. I'm going to demand that she helps me get laid if she's not going to do it herself.

rofl sry bro
 

VaxjoDevil

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I'm very annoyed. Turns out my female friend's surprise was that she has a new bf potential guy. I met him tonight and he seems like a complete tosser. I am not pleased.

In fact, I'm beyond upset. I'm going to demand that she helps me get laid if she's not going to do it herself.

Sorry to hear. Getting laid never comes expectedly or according to a plan, that's just how it is.
 

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That's why I've always kept tropical fish instead. Only about 1/4 the beauty, but at 1/20 the price.

And about 1/1000th the amount of interest. Saltwater is so much involved and thus much more interesting. Also much larger variety of livestock and more interesting interactions among tankmates. IMO anyway.
 

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fixing up your resume and looking for jobs all day sucks SO much. 9 straight hours in front of a computer screen.

if anyone recently went through the process please drop me some advice.
 

Wingman77

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Definitely check that one out. Huge and a lot of TVs if your watching a game. I have a mug from Black Bear Bar & Grill so I must of went there too.

haha nice, yea Black Bear was the first bar I went to when I first went drinking down there

Unfortunately instead of coming home with a souvenir mug, I came home with a nice big bar tab receipt
 
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