The thing you HATE most today...

[HansonBro]

Took a shower and my towel was missing from the hook

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[Carolinas Identity*]

my cat threw up outside my bedroom door and i stepped in it this morning and almost fell

 

[HansonBro]

my cat threw up outside my bedroom door and i stepped in it this morning and almost fell

 

[SladeWilson23]

No Devils hockey tonight?

 

[Dog]

No Devils hockey tonight?

Should've put this in the other thread

 

[SladeWilson23]

Should've put this in the other thread

Why?

 

[Dog]

Why?

Devils hockey is bad

 

[SladeWilson23]

Devils hockey is bad

So is porn, but I still love that.

 

[cupcrazyman]

Nosy supervisor (not mine) always asks what i did last night or on the weekend.No matter how great you say it was she will B.S. & try to One Up You.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

So is porn, but I still love that.

i only watch porn for the articles

 

[Kairi Zaide]

The Abbey, for wanting to create a world without hate or love, without sadness or happiness.
**** the Abbey, death to Lord Arthorius.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

my cat threw up outside my bedroom door and i stepped in it this morning and almost fell

Were you saved in the nick of time by your $900 power ring??

 

[HansonBro]

A dogs purpose.... was pretty lame and lacked in a lot of areas

 

[HansonBro]

Using one of those sloppy Joe packages. Just gross. I spent 2 hours in the kitchen making lunches like chicken salad and chicken breast for salads. Took one bite of sloppy Joe and said nope! Ate everyones lunches after that

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

My POS computer died this morning...

 

[Blue Line Turnover]

I woke up with fairly severe sinus pain/congestion, body aches, and have been sneezing/coughing all day; it's been the second time in three weeks that I've been sick.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Yesterday I ordered rotisserie beef from Swiss Chalet and I didn't get horseradish sauce with it.

 

[BigMac1212]

Seeing the avatars disappear on this forum.

 

[Ness]

Onions

 

[Mantis]

HFBoards garbage servers.

 

[HansonBro]

Yesterday I ordered rotisserie beef from Swiss Chalet and I didn't get horseradish sauce with it.

Keep wasabi paste in your fridge. I still need to exploit the 2 for $14.99 sale. Great deal

 

[H3ckt1k]

Girl I met on the weekend didn't follow me back on Insta

**** me right

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm out of Pepis

 

[HansonBro]

Girl I met on the weekend didn't follow me back on Insta

**** me right

She's still hungover....be persistent

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps

 

[HansonBro]

I'm out of Pepis

I have a Pablo I could loan you...