The Return: HF All-Time Wrestling Draft XI - Discussion Thread

[JackSlater]

I didn't think that there was anything on the face of the earth that would every push me to do what I'm going to do right now! But @GugsHardy you have pushed me as far as you are going to push! The greatest GM on god's green earth can't stands it no more!

Right here is 500 vCash! And it goes to any human being who can produce gugshardy's wrestling card! Take a look at it! MVP, you and your whole entourage of people! Leshabs!
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BURKIE!!!
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The names, the list! It goes on and ON! Any human being that can produce gugshardy's card for ME has got 500 vCash. I'll give it to any living human being! Habsrule you are wrestling draft champion, you took the title from me! You're the man, you can do it! It's here for ya! Come and get it please! SOMEBODY TAKE THE DAMN VCASH I WANT GUGSHARDY'S CARD!

 

[Natey]

You'll always be a good boy though. I could have booked you against Bossman, vengeance for Pepper.

I met a good girl today!

 

[JackSlater]

I met a good girl today!

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Bluey is a face, but since she got tangled up with Jean Luc from Quebec I expect an imminent heel turn.

 

[Natey]

Bluey is a face, but since she got tangled up with Jean Luc from Quebec I expect an imminent heel turn.

That's why she's with me now. I'm currently heel in one promotion, lol.

 

[JackSlater]

As much as all of you want @GugsHardy to post his card, the fact is it's not coming. I'm going to show you some footage of what of what gugs saw that will explain exactly why gugs isn't here. It'll explain why he might never be in this draft ever again. This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific - consider yourself forewarned!



You see, that syphilitic sychophant saw what I have on my card and knows he has no chance. I even showed him one of my matches – that’s right, Berlyn vs. The Berzerker – and he knew it was all over. But know this you gelatinous parasites. Everything that happened is all of your fault. His lack of card is on each and every one of you! There's no blood on my hands! Gugs came out and drafted knowing that JackSlater was in the draft, and he did it to please all of you. He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him with your tepid cards. You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do, like challenge JackSlater. Gugs drafted one dud too many and now he's paying for your sins, cowering in anonymity.

When I came back to the wrestling draft I said I was coming back to save all of you. Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved! But the ironic thing is: By ending gugs’ draft career I elevated my own. He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves, with no taste and no integrity. People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I posted the top card year after year. You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down. You voted against me. You ignored me. You wanted a bland list of matches chasing current trends… I am not that man. I have experience. I have taste. Gugs never had any, and none of you ever have either!

And as disturbing as this might sound... I'm actually proud of what I did. I'm proud of what happened to gugs and his nonexistent card. And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disgusting individual in draft history, I now consider myself already... victorious. No matchup will be needed, my head awaits the crown.

 

[GKJ]

We have a guy flake out? He hasn’t been seen since May 27.

Curious if we just plug all the names into ChatGPT or AI app, what it would spit out.

 

[JackSlater]

We have a guy flake out? He hasn’t been seen since May 27.

Curious if we just plug all the names into ChatGPT or AI app, what it would spit out.

Then we would really have the Anonymous Raw General Manager.

 

[GKJ]

Then we would really have the Anonymous Raw General Manager.

Time is a flat circle

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

Yeah the final matchup will be posted today. We did indeed have a flake-out.

Keep your eyes on the forum to see if JackSlater can overcome the power of a thrown together card.

 

[les Habs]

So final matchup will be ChatGPT against ChatGPT?

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

So final matchup will be ChatGPT against ChatGPT?

They're takin' ovaaaaa.

 

[JackSlater]

I am here to inform you of a humongous, diabolical conspiracy so large it's in comparison with the Roswell incident, with the assassination of JFK, and with the time leshabs won the draft. A conspiracy that is so large it intends to rob me of my most prized possession: the HFBoards wrestling draft championship. A conspiracy perpetrated by the snake oil salesmen who call themselves HandsomeHollywood and every single GM in the draft! So what I would like to do is have HandsomeHollywood draft czar, come out here and give a straight answer. Hey Hollywood, waddle over to the keyboard and answer me, right now. Come on, you twisted old fruit, get out here! WHO is JackSlater going to face?!

Alright, Double H, here's what I'm gonna tell ya. Since you won't come out and face me like a man, since you're hiding in your estate, quivering in your piss filled boots, I'm gonna give you the evidence: There is no GM capable of beating my card. You know it, I know, every stinking GM in this thing knows it. So you’ve gone to AI to beat me. Maybe the fix is in. All the best minds of Google, Apple, OpenAI, Amazon, Microsoft, AOL, Compuserve, all of them out to beat JackSlater! Well Hollywood, if you're not gonna come out here and face me I'm not gonna stop haunting you. I'm not gonna stop posting until you give each and every Jackaholic here and across of the world what they really want, which is a bye in round one for JackSlater, Hollywood. And I will never ever stop chasing you until you give the people what they want and give me my bye!

Get out here you octogenarian, tubby, fat, white-haired, moronic, imbecilic, pretentious goof. Explain to the Jackaholics why you intend to let me be victimized by this diabolical AI conspiracy!