The Return: HF All-Time Wrestling Draft XI - Discussion Thread

[Bondurant]

I was legit thinking of taking Cornette and Russo and putting them in a cage match.

Cornette might get enough rage strength to go medieval on Bro Russo in a cage.

 

[Sheppy]

Just a heads up, folks. I'm done as of right now!

Good luck!

 

[Fro]

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[CHGoalie27]

Ok im back, someone put me in a f***ing gauntlet match vs Dan.ORourke, Chris Rooney, TJ Luxmore, Steve Kozari, and Chris Lee

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

I believe @MVP of West Hollywd 's Gargano pick is illegal unless @Kaner9 is also done picking?

 

[JackSlater]

And here I thought Cornette was team with Hawk.

Big Kamala fan, so glad to see him go.

As for Awesome, @JackSlater is correct. I used to be his wing man. Problem was he was never interested in the women I found and only ever interested in @JackSlater ‘s ex girlfriends.

Let me tell you something brother, there's no need to talk about the days when the Jackster gave your mom the thrill of a lifetime. That's actually how the make a wish foundation got started brother, but lesser talents always take credit for granting the easy wishes. The Jackster once granted 410 wishes in one year, hand up to god. I still remember going to the oscars when I was nominated for best actor brother, I had Marilyn Monroe and Pam Anderson hangin on my 24 inch pythons, largest arms in the world brother. Only problem was the next day when I caught hell from your mother brother.

By the way all my little Jackamaniacs if you want a little help granting wishes to the girls like leshabs mom, the Jackster has the thing for you with his new beer, sold in all major beer stores. Say your prayers, take your vitamins, enjoy a swig and the power lies in you brother!

 

[MVP of West Hollywd]

I believe @MVP of West Hollywd 's Gargano pick is illegal unless @Kaner9 is also done picking?

Yes, my bad

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

Yes, my bad

He's still yours so long as Kaner passes on him at least

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

Spoiler

HandsomeHollywood has been in the HF All-Time Wrestling draft a long time. He's been out of it a long time too ... we agreed to do this thing. HF Wrestling Draft XI. I was looking to have fun and y'know, HH to have a good challenge to @Habsrule .

Um...you gotta understand, me and HandsomeHollywood don't do this anymore. This kind of stuff here is...I'm really...what I'm having is a flashback, really. We're talking about the intensity he's had with guys like @GKJ . And @les Habs . And @Kaner9 . And @JackSlater . We're talkin' EVERYTHING that you've got! EVERYTHING that you are! And STIRRIN' IT BACK UP! HH has been gone, and he's been subdued and low-profile. But you know Habsrule? I'm gonna tell you the truth. The only reason you ever became HF All-Time Wrestling Draft champion...is because HandsomeHollywood allowed it to be! Sure you had your Benoit vs Dynamite and your Owens vs The Rock, but don't you ever forget that this draft is BOUGHT and PAID FOR! You rode a tidal wave you DIDN'T BUILD!
Habsrule you're going to find out what being a champion is all about. Because let me tell you this.

ONE YEAR! It's all bottled up inside HH!
ONE YEAR ALL OF A SUDDEN! AT ONE TIME! IS BUBBLING UP INSIDE 'IM!
AND EVERYBODY THAT'S EVER SCREWED HIM! AND DONE 'IM WRONG! IT'S ALL COMING OUT!

And Habsrule the times and the feelings HandsomeHollywood's had for all those GMs, PAST AND PRESENT have all just come to the surface. And the feelings we have for guys like @Fro who lurk and cheer but don't know the pain of gettin' in that arena of battle! Or former brothers like @Bondurant or @BruinDust who know the peace of life after war! IT'S ALL COME TO THE SURFACE!

You wanted to make a name for yourself Habsrule? Well, it's too late to make a name for yourself. And I promise ya, Tully Blanchard and HH may be a little bit older but we still got the fire inside that made us who we were. And Habsrule, you're going to find out what it's like to really be a defending champion at HF All-Time Wrestling Draft XI!

 

[les Habs]

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What in the blue hell is going on here?!? Here the Rock’s been busy filming the role of 007 in the next James Bond film, signing contracts to take his tequila to Europe and approving new products for his Papatui line, and he hears old Jack Slater and the Huckster having been running their mouths about The Rock and les Habs? Oh, hell no! That ain’t gonna happen because FINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK TO HFBOARDS!

The Rock thought that after everything he did for those two jabronis they’d be grateful.
Huckster, The Rock agreed to a match at Wrestlemania just so you could remain relevant and get a much needed payday. The Rock invited you to the premier of The Jungle Cruise since your monkey ass can’t get even get a callback. Since The Rock is his favorite wrestler, The Rock signed an autograph for your deadbeat son after he was arrested, again. Then you begged The Rock to come to your rinky dink “surf shop” to sign autographs since your autograph wasn’t bringing any traffic. The Rock took your whining, crying and moaning phone call in the middle of the night looking for tips since the steroids only helped you rise to the occasion in the ring and not in the bedroom you sick freak!

As for you Jack Slater. It’s only been a few years since you drafted The Rock against his will to save your popcorn fart territory. You thought you could buy The Rock with a 1992 Corvette, a cowboy hat, a pair of BluBlockers sunglasses, all the big mamas The Rock could want and a prime time spot on Fargo North Dakota community cable? Well you thought wrong old man. Worse than that though, you begged The Rock, BEGGED The Rock to wear a pair of assless chaps to ring every night. Well Jack Slater, you’re just as sick a freak as the overrated Huckster you now pin your hopes to.

Worse than all of that though, you two jabroni freaks had the audacity to question both The Rock and les Habs as wingmen? After you two jabronis couldn’t pick up a pair of Herefords at a Pizza Ranch in Pardeeville Wisconsin at one of your Real Piss Beer stops? Well The Rock could go on for hours… and hours… and hours about the exploits of The Rock and les Habs as wingmen. However, The Rock is too busy for all that. So what The Rock is gonna do, The Rock is going to bring you a true testimonial. Hey Eugene, get in here!“

The Rock: “Now Eugene, you know Jack Slater right?”

Eugene: “Yes, I know Jack Slater. He wanted me to wear assless chaps!”

The Rock: “Well The Rock didn’t need to know that much, but it doesn’t surprise him one bit. Now Eugene, you know The Huckster right?”

Eugene: “YES! Huck Hogan asked Eugene to bring him to the ring after a house show so the fans would cheer for him again.”

The Rock: “Well Eugene, it looks like The Huckster needed both of us to save his career.”

Eugene: “Yes, but Huck Hogan got mad at me back stage.”

The Rock: “And why was that Eugene?”

Eugene: “Huck asked me who my favorite wrestler was and when it wasn’t him he got mad.”

The Rock: “Ahhh. The Rock isn’t surprised by that. When you’re as unsuccessful with the ladies as The Huckster, you need validation. Besides, the people know that Eugene’s favorite is The…”

Eugene: “TRIPLE H!”

The Rock: “OK, well he’s a bum too, but we’ll work on that. Now Eugene, The Rock brought you out here so you could tell HFBoards about that night when The Rock and les Habs were your wingmen down in Palm Beach Florida. Do you remember that night Eugene?”

Eugene: “I do, I do!”

The Rock: “Do you remember that girl The Rock and les Habs introduced you to?”

Eugene: “I do! I do!”

The Rock: “Was she pretty Eugene?”

Eugene: “No, she was HOT!”

The Rock: “Haha, OK buddy. For The Rock she was a two, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Now Eugene, do you remember her name Eugene?”

Eugene: “I do! It was Brooke!”

The Rock: “And Eugene, did you know who Brooke was before you met her?”

Eugene: “I did! She is Huck Hogan’s daughter!”

The Rock: “Yes, she is, isn’t she? Now Eugene. Why don’t you tell The Rock and HFBoards what you did when you went back to Brooke’s place that night.”

Eugene: “Well, I took my vitamins, I said my prayers and then I stuck it straight up her candy…”

The Rock: “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! EUGENE! You can’t say that on Netflix! This is streaming live to the billions…”

HFBoards: “And billions…”

The Rock: “Of Rock’s fans.

Thanks for sharing that story.
.
Now The Rock only has this left to say. While wingmen The Rock and les Habs are flyin’ high, eatin’ pie and making the supermodels cry, you two sick freaks are playin’ pattycake in some roadside hotel outside of the latest redneck town your beer tour takes you. Well The Rock says this Jack Slater. The Rock wants you to take a can of that Real American Piss and shine it up real nice. Then he wants you to turn that sonabitch sideways. Not while it’s open you idiot! Get another can! Now shine that can up real nice, turn that sonabitch sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP THE HUCKSTER’S CANDY ASS!”

 

[GKJ]

I watched that Dwayne/Eugene segment just yesterday

 

[MVP of West Hollywd]

I believe it is burkie’s pick as CH wanted to be done after Buddy Roberts

 

[JackSlater]

Spoiler

HandsomeHollywood has been in the HF All-Time Wrestling draft a long time. He's been out of it a long time too ... we agreed to do this thing. HF Wrestling Draft XI. I was looking to have fun and y'know, HH to have a good challenge to @Habsrule .

Um...you gotta understand, me and HandsomeHollywood don't do this anymore. This kind of stuff here is...I'm really...what I'm having is a flashback, really. We're talking about the intensity he's had with guys like @GKJ . And @les Habs . And @Kaner9 . And @JackSlater . We're talkin' EVERYTHING that you've got! EVERYTHING that you are! And STIRRIN' IT BACK UP! HH has been gone, and he's been subdued and low-profile. But you know Habsrule? I'm gonna tell you the truth. The only reason you ever became HF All-Time Wrestling Draft champion...is because HandsomeHollywood allowed it to be! Sure you had your Benoit vs Dynamite and your Owens vs The Rock, but don't you ever forget that this draft is BOUGHT and PAID FOR! You rode a tidal wave you DIDN'T BUILD!
Habsrule you're going to find out what being a champion is all about. Because let me tell you this.

ONE YEAR! It's all bottled up inside HH!
ONE YEAR ALL OF A SUDDEN! AT ONE TIME! IS BUBBLING UP INSIDE 'IM!
AND EVERYBODY THAT'S EVER SCREWED HIM! AND DONE 'IM WRONG! IT'S ALL COMING OUT!

And Habsrule the times and the feelings HandsomeHollywood's had for all those GMs, PAST AND PRESENT have all just come to the surface. And the feelings we have for guys like @Fro who lurk and cheer but don't know the pain of gettin' in that arena of battle! Or former brothers like @Bondurant or @BruinDust who know the peace of life after war! IT'S ALL COME TO THE SURFACE!

You wanted to make a name for yourself Habsrule? Well, it's too late to make a name for yourself. And I promise ya, Tully Blanchard and HH may be a little bit older but we still got the fire inside that made us who we were. And Habsrule, you're going to find out what it's like to really be a defending champion at HF All-Time Wrestling Draft XI!

Is this your promo Hollywood? That's why this draft is in the god damn shape it's in, because of bullshit like this. You took my boy Tully, go make whatever ignoble pick you've got planned and let's move this thing along brother. My creative control is gonna fix all this mess.