GDT: The Push for the playoffs continues, Long Island Fishermans @ Pens. 7pm

"Alright boys, lets stay on pace to give ourselves a shot at the lottery"
Jarry:
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Go Isles!

The Long Island wankers better win this 2-1, preserve the Jarry stat-line glow up so they can dump him via trade in the off season, but also lose in regulation for that top 5 pick.

All the team has to do to accomplish this is listen to Sullivan and play his comical system.
 
Lol Jarry transforms into a Vezina candidate when it doesn't matter
With the way he's moving in net, it seems more like his injury that can't be fixed surgically, is not hindering him as much, probably the lack of games also being a factor where he's not being worn down with that issue. Demko has a similar kind of deal with an injury that can't be fixed surgically and his numbers range from god awful to elite but you never know which one you get.

Funny enough, I was going to say the Penguins should trade Jarry to Vancouver for Demko, no retention, maybe the Penguins throw a pick in there like a 3rd round pick, because Jarry has term and is a 375k more for a cap hit and Demko has 1yr left. Jarry can maybe be motivated for his hometown team, Penguins get a goalie that is probably going to sit on LTIR for 90% of the season and can rotate one of the lads from WBS and keep up Larsson. Then the Canucks can lean on Lankinen as the 1A and Jarry as the 1B.

I'd definitely move Ned as well in the off season.
 
Between the Steelers and Penguins, the amount of shit show is just too damn high. One team wants to sign a wankbucket for a QB in A-A-Ron and the other has a raging hard on for the most useless f***ing coach in the NHL for the last 8 seasons.

If Skenes could pitch every f***ing game, a Pittsburgh team might actually be fun to watch for once, but that's physically impossible for a pitcher.
 
Malkin trying to set an NHL record for most unforced turnovers in a game
 
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