Ahoy there
Always in control of my stick
Whenever they show David Quinn this is all I see

The jerk "off"?Pretty sure Carolina has committed 2 penalties yet has the only power play. We need a name for that stat.
When Hank sucks he makes up his own goaltending stats too.Sometimes I think Valiquette makes up his own goaltending terms.
3+4+4+2+5 in the last 5. Which is absolutely insane, yes.Kucherov 18 pts in last 5 games. That doesn't sound possible at all