OT: The OT thread - Where we're going we don't need topics. Warning in post 1

[Captain Mittens*]

You get hard wood at Trader Joes? How hot is that produce girl?

as hot as a torta at 90%

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I am not a big believer in astrology, but this is pretty damn accurate

 

[Bandit]

My last girlfriend and I weren't compatible. She was a Sagittarius, and I don't believe in ********.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

My last girlfriend and I weren't compatible. She was a Sagittarius, and I don't believe in ********.

unicorns?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Reclamation Project]

unicorns?

It's either ******** or ********. Maybe ********. Can't be ********.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I think it's ********

 

[Reclamation Project]

Could be.

 

[scryan]

I first read it as condoms. But that is only 7 letters.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Excrement from a bull.

 

[King RAZZ]

I am not a big believer in astrology, but this is pretty damn accurate

I fit in more with Scorpio than Pisces...

Heck...I'm still holding one from 1993...

 

[scryan]

I fit in more with Scorpio than Pisces...

Heck...I'm still holding one from 1993...

Give it up man, How can you STILL be this upset over the release of Limb Bizkit "Results May Vary"

It had some good songs...

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Give it up man, How can you STILL be this upset over the release of Limb Bizkit "Results May Vary"

It had some good songs...

He is talking about Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I am still mad as well. But I am a Taurus

 

[King RAZZ]

He is talking about Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I am still mad as well. But I am a Taurus

The only complaint about that one is that it was slightly too short...

 

[scryan]

 

[Bee Sheriff]

gonna eat costco pizza today

 

[Captain Mittens*]

gonna eat costco pizza today

Don't you do that everyday?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

A vendor brought us a red velvet nothing bundt cake. So goddamn good

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Deep thoughts

 

[scryan]

gonna eat costco pizza today

that sucks, I am sorry.

 

[riznat]

that sucks, I am sorry.

Would you react the same if he said Costco hot dog?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I would have gotten a churro

 

[scryan]

Would you react the same if he said Costco hot dog?

DOUBLE DOWN.

 

[Jason Squirties]

Would you react the same if he said Costco hot dog?

maybe

 

[scryan]

If you find your self eating hotdogs as an adult, I feel its time to take a long hard look at yourself and what you have done with your life.