OT: The OT thread - Where we're going we don't need topics. Warning in post 1

[Captain Mittens*]

This lines up oddly well with Nirvana's Come as You Are

As you were.
As I want you to be.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Anxiety has taken over, someone help.

You should see a doctor. Anxiety can cause several health problems.

This anxiety had better not be Frolov related.

 

[Reclamation Project]

It's not serious until it alters your bowel movements. I used to get really stressed out over stuff. Now I don't give a **** about anything.

I give KH24 a lot of crap (all in a jocular manner), but it can get bad. Get that **** under control!

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Stress is self created. Worry about what you can control.

Have a few beers or a glass of whisky after the ocassional hard day. If that doesn't work, go get a medical Marijuana prescription. It does wonders for my friend's Mom's anxiety.

 

[kingsfan]

Life gets much more interesting the fewer ***** you have let to give.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Ditto. I'm healthy and I'm good. No complaints.

 

[KingsHockey24]

Stress is self created. Worry about what you can control.

Have a few beers or a glass of whisky after the ocassional hard day. If that doesn't work, go get a medical Marijuana prescription. It does wonders for my friend's Mom's anxiety.

I worry about everything that's the problem. Oh well.

I guess I just need to accept the fact I'm a fool and keep my expectations low.

 

[Reclamation Project]

To quote Eminem - "I just don't give a ****. Yeah **** you too!" Life model right there.

 

[kingsfan]

To quote Eminem - "I just don't give a ****. Yeah **** you too!" Life model right there.

Was just listening to him 30 minutes ago. My favorite artist.

 

[kingsfan]

And then Beautiful comes up on my playlist. Perfect timing.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I worry about everything that's the problem. Oh well.

I guess I just need to accept the fact I'm a fool and keep my expectations low.

No.

You just need to realize that you can't change:
The weather
Interest rates
Your neighbor's heart condition
Prius drivers
Political corruption
Inflation
Liars
A growing lack of common sense in everyday situations.
Botulism
Balding
Disney
A river
Arthritis
Religious radicals
Vinegar from smelling a cheap *****
Fat people from making poor dietary decisions.
Abortions
Prescription drugs commercials with weirder and weirder side effects
Junk mail
Municipal employees on power trips
Tyler Perry from making movies
Tabloids



And last but certainly not least:
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But you can control what you worry about

 

[kingsfan]

A roof, a friend with benefits, and a cold beer is all you need most days.

 

[Ron*]

Duly noted. Honestly, I previously mentioned a real-life schoolmate named Josie, she's Italian, and previously admitted to me she did lie about being a mafia princess, given the predicament she was in.

How about a Mafia Skank?

 

[Ron*]

****ing Dodgers suck to high heaven. I don't give a **** if its the wrong thread.

 

[ADifferentTim]

How about a Mafia Skank?

I'll pass.

Pardon my ghetto, but I ain't thirsty like that!

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I want the Cubs to win for the Back to the Future factor. I want Michael J. Fox to present the trophy or whatever the **** it is in baseball

 

[Captain Mittens*]

**** happens when you party naked at Target

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/10/porn-target-pa-system/

Customers at a Target in Northern California were in for a surprise on Wednesday morning when a pornographic film started playing over the store’s PA system. Mom Gina Young posted a video of the pandemonium on Facebook, and the rest was history. Now the post’s gone viral and everyone knows that Target isn’t just the place to buy all those necessary things you never knew existed, but an excellent place to enjoy the sounds of theatrical lovemaking in public.

 

[kingsfan]

I want the Cubs to win for the Back to the Future factor. I want Michael J. Fox to present the trophy or whatever the **** it is in baseball

Me as well, plus I feel sorry for them. 108 years is insane to have to wait for a title. There's literally a dozen people in the world old enough to have seen them win it last.

 

[DocWest]

I can't root for the Cubs based on what their pos fans did to Steve Bartman.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I can't root for the Cubs based on what their pos fans did to Steve Bartman.

I always saw that play as penance for Moises Alou peeing on his hands.

 

[Reclamation Project]

A average build lady walks into a sex shop and ask the man at the counter for a toy. "I'm looking for something out of the ordinary." The man at the counter points to the top shelf. The lady says, "Perfect, I'll take the black one with the white head." He says, "Fifty." She pulls out a brand new fifty. He rings her up and she leaves excited. A few minutes later another tall lady walks in and the man at the counter greets her. "I'm in a rush, but I'm looking for something very unique." She looks at the top shelf and says, "I'l take the white one with black head." The man says, "Seventy five." She rolls her eyes, but knows she has to have it. About an hour lady a short lady walks in and says she needs the most unusual item they have. She looks around and points at the largest one that is plaid with a silver head. "Two hundred." She quickly swipes her card and leaves. A few minutes later the manager walks out and asks the man how business is doing. "Well, about an hour ago I sold the small black one with white head for $50. A couple minutes later I sold the stubby white one with black head for $75. And you won't believe this, not five minutes ago I sold my Thermos for $200!"

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Lol!

 

[kingsfan]

I prefer to look at it as win it for Bartman. Dude needs his 'curse' lifted.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Busted

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[scryan]

Busted

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Seriously though.... Take an oatmeal you ****ing *****. Don't **** with the peanut butter. That type of **** gets you killed in a world with no rules.