Confirmed with Link: The Official Bryan Rust is Mid Thread

[Khelandros]

Someone somewhere right before Bryan Rust unveiled his Magnum last night (driving across the crease but from the right side)

 

[Factorial]

 

[Gurglesons]

Happy for Rust.

 

[SomeDude]

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Celebrated being a 30 goal scorer like it meant a damned thing with the way this franchise is trending, f*** that Sully glazing piece of shit.

He got Crosby treatment. Not even Malkin got the usage that f***ing loser Rust did. The way he just became a massive Sullivan cheerleader, I can never root for the asshole ever again.

 

[TNT87]

I would have never guessed that it was that long since the Pens had 3 30 goal scorers.

 

[Khelandros]

I would have never guessed that it was that long since the Pens had 3 30 goal scorers.

When you are taught to play the right way™, you try not to show up the other team by scoring a lot of goals.

 

[Ugene Magic]

I would have never guessed that it was that long since the Pens had 3 30 goal scorers.

If Geno and Neal didn't miss like 20+ games each in 2013/14 they probably have 4 considering Kunitz had 35 and Crosby had 36 that year. Geno had 23 in 60GP and Neal had 27 in 59GP.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Ok, now get 45, ya bum

 

[Khelandros]

Ok, now get 45, ya bum

Let's set realistic goals here. 32 goals and 75 games played.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Let's set realistic goals here. 32 goals and 75 games played.

75 games... "realistic" he says... Oooook

 

[HandshakeLine]

How is this generation's Stu Barnes handling the news? Inquiring minds don't actually care.

 

[Khelandros]

Have you ever been so mid, you couldn't even let your teammate have one day?

 

[spcastlemagic]

Just realized I made my profile status "Rusty is scoring 30 this year" in 2019. Glad I was eventually right.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Have you ever been so mid, you couldn't even let your teammate have one day?

Congrats to both of them.... I'm not a heathen.

 

[HandshakeLine]

copycats

 

[BusinessGoose]

I'm pretty sure Are You A Heathen was asked when creating an account here, and if you put False, you would get kicked

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

I'm pretty sure Are You A Heathen was asked when creating an account here, and if you put False, you would get kicked

Was gonna say- I definitely hammered the TRUE option when I joined.

 

[wej20]

Jarry and Kolyachonok both had sons too. They are both life long Pens fans so Jarry named his boy Bennett after Beau Bennett and Kolyachonok named his boy Miro after Penguin great Miro Satan. Rakell's son is called Ziggy Steel after Ziggy Palfy and a construction material that comes with 1000% tariff when imported.

No word on Rust's baby and if he'll be named Sully or Craig Adams.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

I can see the blurb now in 40 years.

Craig Sullivan “Sully” Rust retires from NHL. After 3 straight years of getting cut from PTOs and riding buses in the AHL, the veteran forward has called it quits. The right handed center from the NCAA played 742 NHL games, scoring 119 points with 9 teams. Known for his defensive acumen and responsible game, Sully overcame limited tools with positional and smart play. While he wasn’t a physical player, he blocked a million shots and was excellent on faceoffs. Coaches trusted him, averaging over 12 min of ice time per game for his career despite anemic offense. He notably was traded to a playoff team at the deadline four times in his career (all times for a 5th rounder) but never won a cup. Sully was adored by teammates. While never a fan favorite at his 9 stops in the NHL, his ice time was defended passionately by all his coaches in press conferences. As far as post retirement plans, Craig “Sully” Rust plans to take no time off and hop right into coaching.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Jarry and Kolyachonok both had sons too. They are both life long Pens fans so Jarry named his boy Bennett after Beau Bennett and Kolyachonok named his boy Miro after Penguin great Miro Satan. Rakell's son is called Ziggy Steel after Ziggy Palfy and a construction material that comes with 1000% tariff when imported.

No word on Rust's baby and if he'll be named Sully or Craig Adams.

Goddamn Country Club Cult

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Sneaky good shot, though.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

Sneaky good shot, though.

Just admit you love NHL coaches and Craig Adams man. You know you want to.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Rust really butters the bread down around the crease

Hard nosed hockey high IQ effort

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Just admit you love NHL coaches and Craig Adams man. You know you want to.

I'm a student of the game that simply cannot get enough 1-0 games with shot totals for both teams hovering around 20. A masterclass of defensive acumen on display.