Prospect Info: The Official Bryan Rust is Mid Thread

[The GM]

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Rak's been getting all the love this year but Rusty's putting up another fine season.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Find you someone who will prop you up like Sidney Crosby props up Rust

 

[HandshakeLine]

"Bryan Rust inspired me to be the middling powerhouse that I am today." - Mike Sullivan

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

I pledge allegiance, to Bryan Rust, god emperor of mankind.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only Bryan Rust. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting, middling limpdicks named Sullivan.

 

[Khelandros]

This is your reminder that Patrick Maroon is a 3 time Stanley Cup Champion. He and Rust contribute about the same, only one of them plays with Sidney Crosby.

 

[Icarium]

Must have been quite an achievement to be a born Pittsburgh Penguin in Pontiac, Michigan. Or anywhere, really. Leave babies alone and wait a few years before forcing them to pick a team.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Born and bred true Penguin, from Boston Massachussets, home of the traditional Pittsburgh lobster roll and Dunkin Donuts.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Born and bred a true Penguin from Cincinnati, Ohio, home of traditional Pittsburgh Skyline Chili and the traditional Pittsburgh Cincinnati Bengals.

 

[BusinessGoose]

What is Ohio, if not Pennsylvania by another name?

 

[HandshakeLine]

When you think about it, being a lifelong Sharks fan is also being a born and bred Penguin because they both are in water.

 

[BusinessGoose]

When you think about it, being a lifelong Sharks fan is also being a born and bred Penguin because they both are in water.

Look... The 2016 Finals was an existential crisis for me... My plucky local team finally wins in the playoffs, only to get destroyed by my favorite team who was unstoppable.

PIT might be good again, but the Sharks are destined to fail.

 

[HandshakeLine]

They just need three time Stanley Cup winning top 9 guy Bryan Rist to show them the ropes.

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only Bryan Rust. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting, middling limpdicks named Sullivan.

Rusty is the carrion lord? Must be a Notre Dame thing?

 

[BusinessGoose]

Rusty is the carrion lord? Must be a Notre Dame thing?

Rust is to Crosby passes, as a vulture is to scavenging carcasses.

 

[Mr. T]

They just need three time Stanley Cup winning top 9 guy Bryan Rist to show them the ropes.

I think I watched Rusty's Ropes at the Garden Theater one time

 

[End of Line]

Did Yohe tell Sully to say this? Lmao

 

[Zirakzigil]

They just need three time Stanley Cup winning top 9 guy Bryan Rist to show them the ropes.

That Tofolli guy knows one or two things about winning. And sleepovers apparently

 

[Gurglesons]

Did Yohe tell Sully to say this? Lmao

Sad our franchise is more focused on cups from ten years ago then the future these days.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Sad our franchise is more focused on cups from ten years ago then the future these days.

Imagine us becoming Montreal..... Ugh...

 

[End of Line]

Imagine us becoming Montreal..... Ugh...

You don’t want Martin Skoula appreciation night?

 

[Khelandros]

Ever been so mid that you only have one move, but for some stupid reason teams still let you do that one move?

He's the Ovechkin of cutting across the goal crease.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Rust brings his lunchpail to the office right in front of the goalie every game

Dedicated, tireless WORKING man

 

[HandshakeLine]

Bryan Rust is so mid I completely forgot I made a thread about him.