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The Official Anti - Change Thread

WHAT THE f*** IS GOING ON WITH THE EMOTES NOW
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I liked it when there were the team forums clickable directly bealow each division. Now you have to click on the division of your teams and then click on your team forum to see the topics about your team. It's one click more and kinda annoying.
 

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hangman005 said:
I mean the whole site was done, everyone had the time to be writing some.
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It all started with a dare from a fellow hockey fan. “Bet you couldn’t get people to pay you to not watch your content,” they joked. Hangman005, ever the contrarian, took it as a challenge.

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The reaction was immediate.

“Oh my God, my eyes!”
“This is the visual equivalent of a five-minute major penalty.”
“Take my money—just stop posting.”

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New Zealand’s natural beauty became the backdrop for his chaos. Scenic shots of Mount Cook were forever tainted by Hangman005 appearing in the frame, inexplicably nude except for socks, eating French fries while delivering detailed takes on the Oilers’ postseason prospects.

His OnlyFans success baffled economists. Forums dedicated to digital entrepreneurship analyzed his rise to fame, while psychologists pondered the peculiar human desire to pay to avoid something.

In public, Hangman005 maintained his HfBoards administrator persona, banning trolls and debating trade rumors like nothing was amiss. But in private, he was raking in cash hand over fist. Every time someone clicked “subscribe” to escape his culinary nudity, he grinned. He was the first man to monetize revulsion, turning hockey fans' collective horror into a personal fortune.

As his fame grew, media outlets begged for interviews. He gave only one, to a local New Zealand news station. When asked about his motivation, Hangman005 smirked and replied:

“Sometimes, you have to make people uncomfortable to remind them of what they value. Also, I really like Big Macs.”

And with that, he went down in internet history—not as a visionary, but as a man who turned revulsion into riches, one burger at a time
 
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SoupNazi said:
@hangman005 was a legend on HfBoards, known for his quick wit, his unflinching moderation skills, and his bizarre sense of humor. But what most of the forum’s hockey enthusiasts didn’t know was that he had a side hustle—one that defied logic and transformed him into a financial enigma. By night, Hangman005 was an OnlyFans content creator, hailing from New Zealand. But unlike the glamorous and curated creators who dominated the platform, his content was so aggressively unpleasant it became a phenomenon.

It all started with a dare from a fellow hockey fan. “Bet you couldn’t get people to pay you to not watch your content,” they joked. Hangman005, ever the contrarian, took it as a challenge.

His debut video was a masterclass in deliberate discomfort. Sitting shirtless in the middle of a poorly lit room, Hangman005 devoured a Big Mac with the enthusiasm of a man who hadn’t seen food in weeks. Sauce dripped down his chin as lettuce and pickles clung to his chest like medals of culinary chaos. The video, accompanied by exaggerated slurping noises and commentary about the Penguins’ power play, was enough to burn itself into the retinas of anyone who dared to watch.

The reaction was immediate.

“Oh my God, my eyes!”
“This is the visual equivalent of a five-minute major penalty.”
“Take my money—just stop posting.”

And that was the genius of it. Hangman005 leaned into the absurdity, crafting a business model that subverted every expectation. For a monthly fee, subscribers gained access to an exclusive “block list,” ensuring they would never encounter his content again. The more grotesque his posts became, the more people subscribed, desperate to avoid the latest monstrosity.

He soon expanded his repertoire. There was the infamous “Naked Haka with Fried Chicken Drumsticks,” where he attempted a traditional Māori dance while juggling greasy food. The “Bubble Bath of Mayonnaise” gained international notoriety. And who could forget the “Big Mac Stack-Off,” where he tried to eat a record number of burgers while lying flat on a bed of hockey pucks?

New Zealand’s natural beauty became the backdrop for his chaos. Scenic shots of Mount Cook were forever tainted by Hangman005 appearing in the frame, inexplicably nude except for socks, eating French fries while delivering detailed takes on the Oilers’ postseason prospects.

His OnlyFans success baffled economists. Forums dedicated to digital entrepreneurship analyzed his rise to fame, while psychologists pondered the peculiar human desire to pay to avoid something.

In public, Hangman005 maintained his HfBoards administrator persona, banning trolls and debating trade rumors like nothing was amiss. But in private, he was raking in cash hand over fist. Every time someone clicked “subscribe” to escape his culinary nudity, he grinned. He was the first man to monetize revulsion, turning hockey fans' collective horror into a personal fortune.

As his fame grew, media outlets begged for interviews. He gave only one, to a local New Zealand news station. When asked about his motivation, Hangman005 smirked and replied:

“Sometimes, you have to make people uncomfortable to remind them of what they value. Also, I really like Big Macs.”

And with that, he went down in internet history—not as a visionary, but as a man who turned revulsion into riches, one burger at a time
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Legit tears at work. :scared:
 
SoupNazi said:
@hangman005 was a legend on HfBoards, known for his quick wit, his unflinching moderation skills, and his bizarre sense of humor. But what most of the forum’s hockey enthusiasts didn’t know was that he had a side hustle—one that defied logic and transformed him into a financial enigma. By night, Hangman005 was an OnlyFans content creator, hailing from New Zealand. But unlike the glamorous and curated creators who dominated the platform, his content was so aggressively unpleasant it became a phenomenon.

It all started with a dare from a fellow hockey fan. “Bet you couldn’t get people to pay you to not watch your content,” they joked. Hangman005, ever the contrarian, took it as a challenge.

His debut video was a masterclass in deliberate discomfort. Sitting shirtless in the middle of a poorly lit room, Hangman005 devoured a Big Mac with the enthusiasm of a man who hadn’t seen food in weeks. Sauce dripped down his chin as lettuce and pickles clung to his chest like medals of culinary chaos. The video, accompanied by exaggerated slurping noises and commentary about the Penguins’ power play, was enough to burn itself into the retinas of anyone who dared to watch.

The reaction was immediate.

“Oh my God, my eyes!”
“This is the visual equivalent of a five-minute major penalty.”
“Take my money—just stop posting.”

And that was the genius of it. Hangman005 leaned into the absurdity, crafting a business model that subverted every expectation. For a monthly fee, subscribers gained access to an exclusive “block list,” ensuring they would never encounter his content again. The more grotesque his posts became, the more people subscribed, desperate to avoid the latest monstrosity.

He soon expanded his repertoire. There was the infamous “Naked Haka with Fried Chicken Drumsticks,” where he attempted a traditional Māori dance while juggling greasy food. The “Bubble Bath of Mayonnaise” gained international notoriety. And who could forget the “Big Mac Stack-Off,” where he tried to eat a record number of burgers while lying flat on a bed of hockey pucks?

New Zealand’s natural beauty became the backdrop for his chaos. Scenic shots of Mount Cook were forever tainted by Hangman005 appearing in the frame, inexplicably nude except for socks, eating French fries while delivering detailed takes on the Oilers’ postseason prospects.

His OnlyFans success baffled economists. Forums dedicated to digital entrepreneurship analyzed his rise to fame, while psychologists pondered the peculiar human desire to pay to avoid something.

In public, Hangman005 maintained his HfBoards administrator persona, banning trolls and debating trade rumors like nothing was amiss. But in private, he was raking in cash hand over fist. Every time someone clicked “subscribe” to escape his culinary nudity, he grinned. He was the first man to monetize revulsion, turning hockey fans' collective horror into a personal fortune.

As his fame grew, media outlets begged for interviews. He gave only one, to a local New Zealand news station. When asked about his motivation, Hangman005 smirked and replied:

“Sometimes, you have to make people uncomfortable to remind them of what they value. Also, I really like Big Macs.”

And with that, he went down in internet history—not as a visionary, but as a man who turned revulsion into riches, one burger at a time
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