HF Habs: The official 2023-2024 tank thread

[Rapala]

The Wings are not winning this game 1 point is too many for us and two is a f***ing disaster.
To make matters worse our stars aren't doing the scoring.

 

[MON4NHLTOR4MLB]

Can’t even cheer for Slaf and Caufield now because we need Detroit to tie it and win in OT at the very least now. Stupid plug bums

 

[CaptainKirk]

Gallagher plays in that narrow area where he’s just good enough to screw us, but not good enough that any other team would ever want him.

 

[McGees]

Looking like 7th place to me.

 

[Rapala]

Can’t even cheer for Slaf and Caufield now because we need Detroit to tie it and win in OT at the very least now. Stupid plug bums

If we win this we are winning both games Detroit will self destruct. Too bad about that 5th.

 

[teamfirst]

And no way we lose our last game at home tomorrow

 

[le_sean]

Thank you Jake Evans for having the game of your life tonight. Really cool. You’re such an important piece going forward so it’s nice for you to be so involved.

 

[McGees]

I’d burn my jersey if my team put up this game vs a lottery team when they have chance to make playoffs for first time in almost a decade.

 

[Rapala]

When RHP scored I flipped over to the Saginaw game but Beck's line looked like shit so I switched back only to see Gallagher score again.

Maybe I should just go watch a full replay of the Women's World Hockey Championship seeing I missed it.
I'm not having much luck watching hockey lately after tuning in to Arizona Calgary to start the third last evening for about 4 minutes.

 

[austin316]

Looking like 7th place to me.

Yeah no way we lose tomorrow

 

[HabzSauce]

Absolute embarrassment Detroit is

 

[Rapala]

I’d burn my jersey if my team put up this game vs a lottery team when they have chance to make playoffs for first time in almost a decade.

I could feel a choke coming a mile away.
Detroit missed their shot when no one stood up for them when Larkin went down.

 

[McGees]

Sens gonna lose. We will be tied for 6/7 but Sens will likely lose next game and we will definitely win.

7th pick incoming.

 

[26Mats]

Gallagher plays in that narrow area where he’s just good enough to screw us, but not good enough that any other team would ever want him.

He's a real tweener.

 

[Seb]

We need to hope the Coyotes play like they never played before for their last game in Arizona.

Should be expecting a win.

I still have hope.

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

With the 7th overall pick the Montreal Canadiens are proud to select...

Time to face reality. The botched tank is over, let the chips fall where they may.

 

[Gravity]

Watch SLC win Celebrini with the 5th OV pick.

 

[GlassesJacketShirt]

I pray to God Demidov doesn't drop to five....

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

Are the Wings gonna show up?

And I’m not talking about Le Cage au Sport…

 

[Leto]

I pray to God Demidov doesn't drop to five....

I hope he goes 2OA. Can't be mad about that.

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

Too bad the tank didn't run over Gallagher.

 

[Gravity]

Showtime turning up the heat.

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

maybe Habs can trade Monty to Buffalo for a good forward.

 

[le_sean]

I hope they are really proud of this shit. Like I hope when they retire that they can think back to this game and say it was the most important of their careers. Because that’s the only explanation here, that this is the one game that will define their lives.

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

Gallagher, RHP, Evans, Montembeault -- all useless plugs who contributed to ruin our tank 2 years in a row.

Be sure to remember their names 4-5 years from now when we're good enough to make the playoffs, maybe even win a few rounds, but not good enough to go all the way because we're still missing high-end talent.