HF Habs: The official 2023-2024 tank thread

[Boss Man Hughes]

If Colorado's dogshit backup lets in more than 2 goals on 10 shots I'm going to sign up for next year's tryouts I can be terrible for millions of dollars too

The starter is dog shit too. Unless they really wanted to move Byram they shouldn't have bothered to make a move unless they could get a starter. They are going nowhere with their goaltenders. Neither are the Leafs.

 

[Koivu11]

Strength of schedule lmao.

 

[26Mats]

Strength of schedule lmao.

Great 1st period. But Avs, feel free to take over the game at any time now. We don't need another loser point tonight.

 

[Rozz]

just getting home from rehearsal... how the f*** we winning this?! and the shots are only like 11-13?!

come on guys you gotta lose!

 

[rahad]

Another Character OT WIN/lost?

 

[McGees]

Great 1st period. But Avs, feel free to take over the game at any time now. We don't need another loser point tonight.

Loser point?
We getting 2 points.
Joy.

 

[habsfan891]

Getting absolutely dominated in embarrassing fashion and going to win because Habs aren't allowed to have good draft picks in strong years

 

[HabzSauce]

We were supposed to get creamed tonight what gives

 

[Gravity]

That F lineup on Button's list is brutal. Roy, Beck and Mesar as top F prospects. Ouch the F cupboard isn't just bare, it's non-existent.

 

[HabzSauce]

That F lineup on Button's list is brutal. Roy, Beck and Mesar as top F prospects. Ouch the F cupboard isn't just bare, it's non-existent.

We need to pick lots of forwards this draft

 

[Nico Cauzuki]

Colorado scoring 3 goals in the 3rd

 

[Gravity]

God I loathe Montembeault.

 

[habsfan891]

God I loathe Montembeault.

I'm indifferent until we are trying to compete and he turns into a bag of garbage then I will loathe him with you

 

[Gravity]

I'm indifferent until we are trying to compete and he turns into a bag of garbage then I will loathe him with you

Nah great goaltending when we're trying to tank during the rebuild is absolutely the most useless thing ever.

When we compete he'll turn into RHP 2.0.

 

[habsfan891]

Nah great goaltending when we're trying to tank during the rebuild is absolutely the most useless thing ever.

When we compete he'll turn into RHP 2.0.

Oh I agree I fully expect when we actually need him he will collapse like clockwork

 

[Gravity]

Armia GWG and Monty standing on his head. YaY . The route back to mediocrity is paved with mid goalies and useless plugs.

 

[habsfan891]

I will be sitting in front of a vomit bucket during the draft so I can puke in it when Arizona takes Demidov in front of us and we take another f***ing defenseman

 

[KevSkillz4]

Call me crazy but I think Slaf is the best europ young player since Ovy//Malkin.

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

Can’t lose em all

 

[26Mats]

welp, at least it's supposed to be a deep top 10.

 

[habsfan891]

welp, at least it's supposed to be a deep top 10.

That's including the defence there's like 4 forwards that are supposed to be good enough to actually help our top 6 and I thought someone said we have no interest in Catton so that leaves 3 all who will be gone before we pick and thus not a deep top 10

 

[26Mats]

I will be sitting in front of a vomit bucket during the draft so I can puke in it when Arizona takes Demidov in front of us and we take another f***ing defenseman

Martin Lapointe is already quoted as saying this may be a good draft for a good forward to fall to us.

That confirmed they're hoping for a forward. If true, Hughes may put together quite an offer to move up if he really likes Demidov or Lindstrom.

That's including the defence there's like 4 forwards that are supposed to be good enough to actually help our top 6 and I thought someone said we have no interest in Catton so that leaves 3 all who will be gone before we pick and thus not a deep top 10

There are more than 4. Who said we're not interested in Catton?

 

[The Great Weal]

Whatever, we're winning Celebrini anyways. Bettman owes us again for John Scott.

 

[salbutera]

Call me crazy but I think Slaf is the best europ young player since Ovy//Malkin.

Crazy

 

[HuGo Sham]

Martin Lapointe is already quoted as saying this may be a good draft for a good forward to fall to us.

That confirmed they're hoping for a forward. If true, Hughes may put together quite an offer to move up if he really likes Demidov or Lindstrom.


There are more than 4. Who said we're not interested in Catton?

Catton or Iginla and just trade for another