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I'm pleased to report that "Operation: Magnum PI with an Afro" was a rousing success. I received bonus points for my Party City mustache.

I took roughly 10 minutes to complete this post without errors.
 
Dear Christian Schools of America, (cc: neglectful parents)

Thank you for the nympho, rebellious girls that you produce.

Signed,

Myself and the rest of the American male population
 
Went to a Superb Owl party with the foreign kids. Met a lot of fine European women. Planted a lot of seeds tonight.

We had a keg. $10 for all you can eat pizza/wings/beer. Stopped counting at 8 beers
 
AfroThunder396 said:
Allow me to rephrase: I made a very nice first impression on a lot of fine looking foreign women.

It's all about potential.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Always a good thing to make a good first impression. Remember that a woman always knows within 30 seconds of knowing you whether or not she'd be willing to **** you.
 
Definitely drunk enough to post in here. So while I've gained a successful buzz, I've once again went on a failure of a first date. Keep doing these firsts with crazy, weird, and rather unattractive women...okcupid sucks despite being free. So long bus ride back from the city started watching some youtube clips, watch Henrique's OT goal from Game 6.

Man what a perfect moment...couldn't write a better script if I tried, and what an amazing call!!! So glad Doc did it. Was so glad I was there live, story I will tell forever. Reason I thought of it though is because this awesome memory is tainted by the fact I was there with my rotten Ex. I swear you need to plan these potential moments of a lifetime in case someone you don't want to remember being there ends up being there. Sadly my best bro is to whipped by his wife to have enjoyed the moment.

Moral of the story, I am in a large slump with the ladies, need to drink some more (but not tonight), and I can type pretty good despite the buzz. Go me!!!
 
Emperoreddy said:
Definitely drunk enough to post in here. So while I've gained a successful buzz, I've once again went on a failure of a first date. Keep doing these firsts with crazy, weird, and rather unattractive women...okcupid sucks despite being free. So long bus ride back from the city started watching some youtube clips, watch Henrique's OT goal from Game 6.

Man what a perfect moment...couldn't write a better script if I tried, and what an amazing call!!! So glad Doc did it. Was so glad I was there live, story I will tell forever. Reason I thought of it though is because this awesome memory is tainted by the fact I was there with my rotten Ex. I swear you need to plan these potential moments of a lifetime in case someone you don't want to remember being there ends up being there. Sadly my best bro is to whipped by his wife to have enjoyed the moment.

Moral of the story, I am in a large slump with the ladies, need to drink some more (but not tonight), and I can type pretty good despite the buzz. Go me!!!
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What do you expect using OKCupid? Just go to a local bar or club. Hell, go to the mall and hit on the employees at the more adult-oriented clothing stores.

Generally, high school girls work at A&F, AE, Hollister, etc. but you get a nice college + graduate selection working at places like Banana Republic, Express, Gap, etc... And since they're often hired based on the skillset of being cute you don't have to worry about that. Find something that you might or might not buy that looks nice on you and ask them what they think of it. Better yet, pick two shirts and ask them which they think would look better for a first date. They'll give you advice (it's their job). Then, ask if they mind if you wear it on your first date or if that would be tacky. Even if they aren't digging you, it's not like they're going to shoot you down completely. Boom, the slow build humor pickup. It's a low risk situation. Don't do it if the store is busy though, because that's not cool.

Online dating is like playing the lotto except that even the best prizes generally aren't that good and instead of winning nothing, you generally win something you don't want.


On a personal level, I don't understand how/why girls were wearing yoga pants at a club/bar tonight but I'm not complaining.
 
yakitate304 said:
What do you expect using OKCupid? Just go to a local bar or club. Hell, go to the mall and hit on the employees at the more adult-oriented clothing stores.

Generally, high school girls work at A&F, AE, Hollister, etc. but you get a nice college + graduate selection working at places like Banana Republic, Express, Gap, etc... And since they're often hired based on the skillset of being cute you don't have to worry about that. Find something that you might or might not buy that looks nice on you and ask them what they think of it. Better yet, pick two shirts and ask them which they think would look better for a first date. They'll give you advice (it's their job). Then, ask if they mind if you wear it on your first date or if that would be tacky. Even if they aren't digging you, it's not like they're going to shoot you down completely. Boom, the slow build humor pickup. It's a low risk situation. Don't do it if the store is busy though, because that's not cool.

Online dating is like playing the lotto except that even the best prizes generally aren't that good and instead of winning nothing, you generally win something you don't want.


On a personal level, I don't understand how/why girls were wearing yoga pants at a club/bar tonight but I'm not complaining.
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QFT, best description of online dating I've read. Definitely been more satisfied with losing Cash 5 tickets mostly because they still cost me less :laugh:

Interesting advice, plus serves the double advantage I actually do need to go get some new stylish clothes for work anyway.

I've noticed the yoga pants thing too. Seems to be a cold weather thing, but seems to be their lazy comfortable clothes of choice that won't drive men away.
 
The yoga pants are coming out because no girl wants to get salt stains or snow on her nice clothes. What are you complaining about, yoga pants make her ass look great.
 
My friend and I killed a bottle of patron cafe in an hour last night with no intent of killing the bottle. God damn 2k13 drinking game. I'm up now with three classes today. Kill me.
 
Richer's Ghost said:
The older I get, the less I like shots. I do however find I like drinking a straight bourbon or whiskey a lot more which I found impossible as a young'n.

Working my way to the IV drip.
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It must be when you hit a certain age, because I completely agree!

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Buffalo Trace - excellent choice. Taste is comparable to bourbons costing 40-50% more. Russell's Reserve is my latest discovery. 10 year aged and only a bit more expensive (Buffalo is $23 a bottle here, Russell's $27). Worth a taste.
 
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