The Montreal Canadiens are massive

[Dirby Kach]

When are we going to stop the narrative that the Montreal Canadiens are smurfs?

Xhekaj 6'4
Guhle 6'3
Mailloux 6'3
Reinbacher 6'3
Matheson 6'2
Barron 6'2
Savard 6'1

Laine 6'5
Dach 6'4
Slafkovsky 6'3
Anderson 6'3
Armia 6'3
Dvorak 6'1
Evans 6'1
Roy 6'0
Suzuki 5'11
Newhook 5'11

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[Mrfenn92]

 

[Habs7631]

Bro stop

 

[Sasha Orlov]

Sasha Orlov 5’3 225

 

[Demigod Gloves]

with so many tall guys, we cant see Caufield on the list

 

[Viqsi]

When are we going to stop the narrative that the Montreal Canadiens are smurfs?

When they stop playing like it?

 

[blankall]

Still the 6th shortest team in the league....but hey Colorado is the 4th shortest, and they are good:

NHL Team Biometrics: Average Age, Height, and Weight | leftwinglock.com

NHL Team Biometrics: Average Age, Height, and Weight.

leftwinglock.com

 

[catmanhabsfan]

Still the 6th shortest team in the league....but hey Colorado is the 4th shortest, and they are good:

NHL Team Biometrics: Average Age, Height, and Weight | leftwinglock.com

NHL Team Biometrics: Average Age, Height, and Weight.

leftwinglock.com

And the 4th Heaviest and 4th youngest But facts are boring Habs are forever smurfs to highly intelligent HF people

 

[TheBeastCoast]

Getting mad about a joke only makes it more funny tbh. Don't take yourself so serious lol

 

[Nico Cauzuki]

Guhle is not 6’3

 

[Dirby Kach]

Bro stop

haha.

Guhle is not 6’3

he is according to hockeydb and the habs website.

 

[DitchMarner]

And the 4th Heaviest and 4th youngest But facts are boring Habs are forever smurfs to highly intelligent HF people

Sixth shortest but fourth heaviest?

Sounds like one stocky team. I guess that can be good when it comes to board battles and such.

 

[TheGroceryStick]

They’re the world’s tallest m….. little peoples.

 

[Maitz]

But my girlfriend told me it's all about the motion of the ocean... wait...

 

[jj cale]

I almost regret getting Laine already because I think it's about to get really crazy around here regarding my beloved Habs.

Cue the " the playoffs..........book it!!" threads now.

 

[Just Linda]

They’re the world’s tallest m….. little peoples.

It's been 17 years.

 

[TheGroceryStick]

It's been 17 years.

Legit never seen this. Hahaha

 

[End of Line]

and at the right angle they’ll look even bigger

 

[roflstomper]

Carlo - 6'6''
Zadorov - 6'6''
Lohrei 6'4''
Lindholm 6'4''
Peeke 6'3''
McAvoy 6'1''

Get mogged you geek smurfs.

 

[GhostfaceWu]

Making yourself a target with a dumb thread how Montreal of you.

 

[_habsfan9]

Finally, 25 years after the dead puck era, we’ve got the big team we always wanted! LOL.

 

[NVious]

Don't forget Matthews and Drai after they sign when they see what an absolutely massive dynasty Montreal has become.

 

[TRG]

I forgot how embarrassing Habs fans are.

And yes, I'm a Habs fan.

 

[piqued]

This definitely won't be bumped when Montreal is 5-11 to start the season- I'm sorry, 5'11"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They’ll come up short when it matters..…