The Menu Part 14 The Coots / Striker Hot Dog is not a Sandwich Edition

[kudymen]

f*** yeah they do. Beef will say no but he does have his foolish moments.

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Rum + coke = ooof

Rum + vanilla coke = woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

 

[Chinatown88]

Rum + coke = ooof

Rum + vanilla coke = woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

 

[kudymen]

Everybody loves Spartacus

 

[Starat327]

Everybody loves Spartacus

Except the leaders of the Roman empire.

 

[Striiker]

Go get a burger then. McDonald’s and such are open, in someplaces*

True but I’m trying to limit my exposure to other people to as close to zero as humanly possible.

 

[Chinatown88]

True but I’m trying to limit my exposure to other people to as close to zero as humanly possible.

This is where you ask Starat to buy you a drone so you can go pick up fast food via drone.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Rum + coke = ooof

Rum + vanilla coke = woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

Except the leaders of the Roman empire.

*Republic.

 

[Striiker]

This is where you ask Starat to buy you a drone so you can go pick up fast food via drone.

Nobody should trust me with a drone.

And anyways, people still need to cook/package the food behind the counter and my trust in the public isn't exactly high right now. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure I'd be fine, but even if the chance is 1%, I don't have a valid excuse to put myself or anyone I interact with at any increased risk, no matter how small. Especially with my luck...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Nobody should trust me with a drone.

And anyways, people still need to cook/package the food behind the counter and my trust in the public isn't exactly high right now. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure I'd be fine, but even if the chance is 1%, I don't have a valid excuse to put myself or anyone I interact with at any increased risk, no matter how small. Especially with my luck...

That's true, you are terrible. Where/how have you been getting your groceries?

 

[Striiker]

That's true, you are terrible. Where/how have you been getting your groceries?

At first I used Instacart, but then I found out that a different grocery store near me has a service where you can order everything on their website, choose an available pick-up time, then you literally park in a designated space, dial a number, and they come out and put it all into the trunk of your car without requiring the customer to ever get out of the driver seat. All for free.

Or, in my case, they put it in the wagon I pull behind my tricycle.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I just want you all to know that I managed to get some mortadella, so now there's nothing that can ruin the gloriousness of the day.

 

[Striiker]

I convinced someone that mortadella was horse meat just for shits and gigs and now they won't eat it, even though I've tried to convince them that I was kidding.

It's so damn good though...

*A very specific version is made from horse meat, but it's usually pork


In other news that interesting to absolutely nobody, today I accidentally made a bowl of cereal with chicken broth because these boxes are identical size and were right next to each other in my fridge. So that was nice.

 

[Chinatown88]

I just want you all to know that I managed to get some mortadella, so now there's nothing that can ruin the gloriousness of the day.

I hope someone plays Sniper POS 4 against you today.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hope someone plays Sniper POS 4 against you today.

What I want to know is how a game that literally has "Piece Of Shit" in the title got to a fourth iteration.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I convinced someone that mortadella was horse meat just for shits and gigs and now they won't eat it, even though I've tried to convince them that I was kidding.

It's so damn good though...

There is a city called Kumamoto on Kyushu whose citizens are notorious for eating horse meat.

 

[Amorgus]

I truly can't fathom why everyone gushes so hard for a place that sells like five things and their signature item is a breaded chicken filet on a buttered bun with a couple dill pickle slices. How damn boring are you people?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I truly can't fathom why everyone gushes so hard for a place that sells like five things and their signature item is a breaded chicken filet on a buttered bun with a couple dill pickle slices. How damn boring are you people?

Chicken is murder. What place are you talking about?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I just want you all to know that I managed to get some mortadella, so now there's nothing that can ruin the gloriousness of the day.

I just realized how spiritually close to scrapple that must be.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Chicken is murder. What place are you talking about?

Fil-a

 

[dragonoffrost]

I just realized how spiritually close to scrapple that must be.

Oh hell no...

sCRAPple

 

[Chinatown88]

What I want to know is how a game that literally has "Piece Of Shit" in the title got to a fourth iteration.

POS is position in this case. DotA 2 things.

 

[Lord Defect]

I convinced someone that mortadella was horse meat just for shits and gigs and now they won't eat it, even though I've tried to convince them that I was kidding.

It's so damn good though...

*A very specific version is made from horse meat, but it's usually pork


In other news that interesting to absolutely nobody, today I accidentally made a bowl of cereal with chicken broth because these boxes are identical size and were right next to each other in my fridge. So that was nice.

How’d it taste

 

[Lord Defect]

I truly can't fathom why everyone gushes so hard for a place that sells like five things and their signature item is a breaded chicken filet on a buttered bun with a couple dill pickle slices. How damn boring are you people?

In the world of fast food, it at the least seems to be made from naturally occurring items in nature.
I get the spicy chicken sandwich combo with pepper jack cheese with a strawberry milkshake. You absolutely must put bbq sauce on it though.

 

[dragonoffrost]

In the world of fast food, it at the least seems to be made from naturally occurring items in nature.
I get the spicy chicken sandwich combo with pepper jack cheese with a strawberry milkshake. You absolutely must put bbq sauce on it though.

Sweet and Spicy Sriracha is the only answer....

 

[Young Sandwich]

That's the thing about Chik-Fil-A. Even though it may just be a bland breaded chicken sandwich with some pickles on it, they have a plethora of sauces to fit every taste.

That Chik-Fil-A sauce is the nectar of the gods.