The Edmonton Oiler (TM) Drinking Game (patent pending)
Object - to get to the end of the Oiler game without reaching a blood alcohol level of 3.5 or higher ( or before reaching a comatose state or being declared clinically dead, whichever comes first ).
Winner - Last man standing
Age - 18 and up
# players - 2 minimum. No maximum. 1 person to be continually pouring. Others drink. Play at your own risk. (It is recommended not to play on an empty stomach)
Requirements. - a television, radio, well stocked bar, 12 tall glasses, 12 shot glasses, 6 beer mugs, and a mattress to fall back on, coffee, soft drinks. Salt, limes optional.
Preparations -
Ensure glasses on bar top, all alcohol is available at arms reach.
Fill 6 beer mugs (lite beer is allowed)
Fill 6 tall glasses or shot glasses with your favorite spirit/mixed drink
Fill 12 shot glasses with favorite tequila. Limes/ salt optional.
Fill 6 glasses with water.
Turn on TV. Turn off volume. Turn on 630 CHED.
Position mattress behind your seat as required.
Rules -
(Note, at any time if you puke you are automatically disqualified)
1- As soon as you hear Bob Stauffer speak - 1 take 1 shot of tequila. You'll need it.
2- Each time you hear JM scream "Oilers" when he says "the Oilers Radio Network" take a drink (sip) of beer. (have plenty handy)
3- each time the opponent scores take a shot of tequila.
4- each time the Oilers score drink a glass of water.
5- each shot the opponent takes on the Oilers take a drink/sip of beer
6- each shot the Oilers take have a sip of water
7- each goal Dubnyk lets in that's total crap shotgun one (1) beer (have many beers handy)
8- each time Yakupov takes a - take a drink/shot from your favorite spirit / mixed drink
9- if Yakupov is benched hammer back a mixed drink or take 2 shots
10- if Bryzgalov tosses his stick in frustration drink two (2) glasses of water
11- for every defensive miscue Gagner makes take one (1) shot of tequila
12- for every goal that directly results from a Gagner defensive miscue also drink 1 glass of beer
13- for every time Arcobello misses the net on a shot take one (1) drink/sip of your favorite mixed drink
14- for every Gazdic fight drink a glass of water
15- each time Hemsky puts his team offside with an ill-advised dangle before the opponents blue line take a shot of your favorite spirit
16- each time Stauffer says the word "process", "patience", and the sentence which contains the words "deserves better fate" take a shot of your favorite spirit
17- for every goal an opponent scores where there are no Oiler defensemen or forwards within 10 feet take a shot of tequila.
18- each time Dallas Eakins looks completely flustered, confused, or discombobulated take a drink of beer (have plenty handy)
19- for each toe drag Eberle does take a sip of beer (have plenty handy)
20- for each giveaway the Oilers defence make, take a drink / sip of your favorite mixed drink
"Dimension 5". (The advanced game, for experienced players only)
1- if Kevin Lowe is interviewed take 2 shots of tequila.
2- if Kevin Lowe mentions his 6 rings, take 6 shots of tequila
3- if Eakins during his pre or post game interview mentions the word "playoffs" shotgun a beer and take a tequila chaser
4- if the Oilers get scored on shorthanded take 2 shots of your favorite spirit in addition to the tequila shot required by an opponents goal
5- if the Oilers are down by 4 goals before the 3rd period begins take 4 shots of tequila
6- if the opponent reaches 40 shots on net shotgun a beer
7- if the Oilers are less than 20 shots on net when an opponent hits 40 shotgun an extra beer
8- for every slapshot Ryan Smyth takes shotgun a beer, if he scores shotgun 2 in amazement
9- if the Oilers replace the starting goalie with the backup take as many shots of tequila as the opponent has scored goals (injury replacement does not count)
10- if the opponent wins, slam back as many beers as the number of goals the opponent scored.
Good luck have fun!
Object - to get to the end of the Oiler game without reaching a blood alcohol level of 3.5 or higher ( or before reaching a comatose state or being declared clinically dead, whichever comes first ).
Winner - Last man standing
Age - 18 and up
# players - 2 minimum. No maximum. 1 person to be continually pouring. Others drink. Play at your own risk. (It is recommended not to play on an empty stomach)
Requirements. - a television, radio, well stocked bar, 12 tall glasses, 12 shot glasses, 6 beer mugs, and a mattress to fall back on, coffee, soft drinks. Salt, limes optional.
Preparations -
Ensure glasses on bar top, all alcohol is available at arms reach.
Fill 6 beer mugs (lite beer is allowed)
Fill 6 tall glasses or shot glasses with your favorite spirit/mixed drink
Fill 12 shot glasses with favorite tequila. Limes/ salt optional.
Fill 6 glasses with water.
Turn on TV. Turn off volume. Turn on 630 CHED.
Position mattress behind your seat as required.
Rules -
(Note, at any time if you puke you are automatically disqualified)
1- As soon as you hear Bob Stauffer speak - 1 take 1 shot of tequila. You'll need it.
2- Each time you hear JM scream "Oilers" when he says "the Oilers Radio Network" take a drink (sip) of beer. (have plenty handy)
3- each time the opponent scores take a shot of tequila.
4- each time the Oilers score drink a glass of water.
5- each shot the opponent takes on the Oilers take a drink/sip of beer
6- each shot the Oilers take have a sip of water
7- each goal Dubnyk lets in that's total crap shotgun one (1) beer (have many beers handy)
8- each time Yakupov takes a - take a drink/shot from your favorite spirit / mixed drink
9- if Yakupov is benched hammer back a mixed drink or take 2 shots
10- if Bryzgalov tosses his stick in frustration drink two (2) glasses of water
11- for every defensive miscue Gagner makes take one (1) shot of tequila
12- for every goal that directly results from a Gagner defensive miscue also drink 1 glass of beer
13- for every time Arcobello misses the net on a shot take one (1) drink/sip of your favorite mixed drink
14- for every Gazdic fight drink a glass of water
15- each time Hemsky puts his team offside with an ill-advised dangle before the opponents blue line take a shot of your favorite spirit
16- each time Stauffer says the word "process", "patience", and the sentence which contains the words "deserves better fate" take a shot of your favorite spirit
17- for every goal an opponent scores where there are no Oiler defensemen or forwards within 10 feet take a shot of tequila.
18- each time Dallas Eakins looks completely flustered, confused, or discombobulated take a drink of beer (have plenty handy)
19- for each toe drag Eberle does take a sip of beer (have plenty handy)
20- for each giveaway the Oilers defence make, take a drink / sip of your favorite mixed drink
"Dimension 5". (The advanced game, for experienced players only)
1- if Kevin Lowe is interviewed take 2 shots of tequila.
2- if Kevin Lowe mentions his 6 rings, take 6 shots of tequila
3- if Eakins during his pre or post game interview mentions the word "playoffs" shotgun a beer and take a tequila chaser
4- if the Oilers get scored on shorthanded take 2 shots of your favorite spirit in addition to the tequila shot required by an opponents goal
5- if the Oilers are down by 4 goals before the 3rd period begins take 4 shots of tequila
6- if the opponent reaches 40 shots on net shotgun a beer
7- if the Oilers are less than 20 shots on net when an opponent hits 40 shotgun an extra beer
8- for every slapshot Ryan Smyth takes shotgun a beer, if he scores shotgun 2 in amazement
9- if the Oilers replace the starting goalie with the backup take as many shots of tequila as the opponent has scored goals (injury replacement does not count)
10- if the opponent wins, slam back as many beers as the number of goals the opponent scored.
Good luck have fun!
