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So, this afternoon I had a conversation with my dad for about the first time in six months. He was talking about the house he always wanted to build "So that's how I'd build mine. What about you?" "Steel I-Beams for studs, AR500 steel plating welded between the sheets with Rockwool on the outside and in for insulation. Walls cemented in to the foundation for the first 3 feet with piles extending 12 feet below the basement foundation. Springloaded shutters on all the doors and windows with zero access internal locking lugs every 4 inches, basically a large house looking Big bullet proof metal box with geo thermal heating and cooling, because when someone comes to tell me I under paid in taxes and they are here to seize my home, I intend to turn that entire front yard into a hellscape of napalm and gunfire. I'd clad it in a nice stonework, and paint it a nice deep green."

I could feel my dad getting a big grin as he said, "I'm so proud of the man you've grown into."
 
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So, this afternoon I had a conversation with my dad for about the first time in six months. He was talking about the house he always wanted to build "So that's how I'd build mine. What about you?" "Steel I-Beams for studs, AR500 steel plating welded between the sheets with Rockwool on the outside and in for insulation. Walls cemented in to the foundation for the first 3 feet with piles extending 12 feet below the basement foundation. Springloaded shutters on all the doors and windows with zero access internal locking lugs every 4 inches, basically a large house looking Big bullet proof metal box with geo thermal heating and cooling, because when someone comes to tell me I under paid in taxes and they are here to seize my home, I intend to turn that entire front yard into a hellscape of napalm and gunfire. I'd clad it in a nice stonework, and paint it a nice deep green."

I could feel my dad getting a big grin as he said, "I'm so proud of the man you've grown into."
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