You WILL able to stay home, brother.
You WILL be able to plug in and stream.
Turn it on and cop out
Skip out for beer because
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be MEGACASTED.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be brought to you by ESPN.
In three rounds with many commercial interruptions.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will not show you pictures of Alabama.
They blew it led by a charge by Clemson.
Kirby Smart and Dabo to eat.
SMU confiscated from the ACC
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be brought to you by
Turner Network Television?
And will star Ashton Jeanty and Boise State.
Or James Franklin and the Faculty
The Expanded College Football Playoff will not give Curt Cignetti sex appeal.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will not get rid of the Georgia Dawgs.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will not make the 5 look like a winner.
Because The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised, brother.
There will be no pictures of you and Ryan Day.
Pushing that the brackets should be reseeded after the first round.
Or trying to give the #1 seed Oregon Ducks the easiest path.
ESPN will not be able to predict a winner at Penn State, which gets a bye.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised.
The will be no pictures of Vols shooting down Sun Devils.
On the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Tigers shooting down Notre Dame
Against each other they don’t play.
There will be no pictures of James Franklin running out the Faculty.
On a bowl season with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life
Of Cam Skattebo strolling through the first round a black, red and gold uniform that he had been saving for just the right occasion.
Arizona State
Waiting in Tempe
And Hoosierville will no longer be so damn irrelevant.
And women will not care if Ohio State gets taken down by Tennessee
On search after Michigan
Because Buckeyes will be in the street looking for Ryan Day.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised.
There will be highlights on the 11 o’clock SportsCenter.
And pictures of a bald-headed Scott Van Pelt.
Although the games will go long or into overtime.
The theme song will be written by College GameDay.
Or Kirk Herbstreit, or sung by Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Rece Davis, Joe Tessitore, or Lee Corso.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be right back after a commercial break.
About a Rose Bowl, Peach Bowl or Sugar Bowl.
You will not have to worry about Ohio State playing Big Noon, Stanford Steve in the tank, or the giant Pop Tart in the Pop Tart Bowl.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will not go better with the NFL.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will not fight with the germs that said the SEC should schedule easier opponents.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will put the champion in the driver’s seat.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be not be re-run, brothers.
The Expanded College Football Playoff will be live.
Welcome to the Expanded College Football Playoff
On Friday, the first game of the Expanded College Football Playoff will take place under Touchdown Jesus in South Bend. #5 (7)Notre Dame hosts an in-state program that they never schedule - the so-called Cinderella that is #8 (10)Indiana. Nobody thought the Hoosiers would be here, but both these teams only have 1 loss. And Indiana’s is a way better loss. Curt Cignetti has designs on making Indiana a national power. A win here would go a long way, but Notre Dame is favored by 8.5. The winner will play #2 (2)Georgia in the Sugar Bowl on New Year’s Day.
A Big Ten team hosts a game at noon, but it will not be in Columbus. #4 (6)Penn State has passed the test so far and the faculty has given James Franklin With Honors playing #10 (11)SMU. I don’t know anyone who was talking about the Mustangs being here, but they lost the ACC Championship Game at the buzzer in their first year in the conference, but it was just enough to keep them in the mix with only two losses. Penn State is also favored here by 8.5, and the game will air on TNT. The winner goes to the Fiesta Bowl to play #9 (3)Boise State on New Year’s Eve.
ESPN ain’t got the stones to air games against the NFL, so TNT airs back to back. At 4pm, #16 (12)Clemson - the real culprit of Alabama’s misfortune - they usurped the first team out on account of winning that ACCCG and are the only team with 3 losses in the Expanded College Football Playoff. Dabo Swinney knew the assignment, but now he gets hard luck runner up of the SEC Championship Game - #3 (5)Texas. Steve Sarkesian and Quinn Ewers’ squad is the only team who made the playoff last year, no small feat in their first year in the SEC since both their losses were to the same team. Texas is favored by 10.5, and the winner goes to the Fiesta Bowl to play red hot #12 (4)Arizona.
In prime time, the action returns to ABC/ESPN MEGACAST as the folks in Columbus get their wish - a night game at home. It’s probably the least consolation to have actually made the Expanded College Football Playoff compared to their last game, when #6 (8)Ohio State lost to that team up north. A loss here seems conceivable that Ryan Day will have to sweat out an evaluation. They will welcome #7 (9)Tennessee. Josh Heupel navagated the Vols to the playoff without having to play the SECCG, and they may have more fans on hand than expected after Vols fans picked up some of the presales. Ohio State are 7.5-point favorites. The winner gets #1 (1)Oregon in the Rose Bowl, which seems like a pretty unfair draw to the only undefeated team in the field, but we’ll could be looking at a rematch from earlier in the season if the favorites win.
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