Terrible new`s about my buddy Lindon Goshburger

[Jiminy Cricket]

I just received the Phone Call that no one ever want`s to Receive. My Buddy Lindon Goshburger has been Diagnosed with Restless Leg`s Syndrome. He is being placed in the Emergency unit. He will not make it, the treatment is an waste of time. These doctor`s just give u the runaround, They only care about insurance payment`s. They already have the cure for Restless Leg`s Syndrome by the way but there is no money in that. They prefer to keep the patient`s sick on purpose, it is Disgusting.

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[Bumpus]

I hear that Boscovs has RLS cures on sale this week - 2 for 1 deal if’n you crap on the floor.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

STFU OP

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Lindon Goshburger was my very best friend. I would spend the rest of my feet with him. We use to lick for hour`s, now he can`t even hold still anymore. But that is all part of the Plan. Our Lord & Savior Gosh Christ has decided that my best friend Lindon Goshburger would develop a deadly case of Restless Leg`s Syndrome. I Would never question The Lord. So if anything this is a Blessing.

 

[deleted user]

Wow, you just can't stop shit posting.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

When it Rain`s, it Pour`s. My 3rd Ranked friend Thomas TwinkleToe`s just won the loddery. Now we have a little competition going 2 see who can win more Lottery jackpot`s. I am still winning by a few but this one really Pisses me off, he is terrible at choosing Number`s. I Hope he lose`s it all. I Could care less about my buddy Lindon Goshburger anymore because i am so mad at Thomas TwinkleToe`s, he is a piece of shit.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

STFU

 

[Ceremony]

Thinking of you and yours James

 

[McGarnagle]

Does anyone actually like this guy's gimmick?

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Does anyone actually like this guy's gimmick?

No. And I always thought having 2 accounts was against the terms but somehow he is allowed to.

 

[McGarnagle]

No. And I always thought having 2 accounts was against the terms but somehow he is allowed to.

The level of commitment to the gimmick despite getting very little reaction either way on a sub-forum that's dead compared to what it was 5-10 years ago is fascinating. It's still annoying though.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

OP’s gimmick is like HF herpes.

 

[Jacob]

Of the von Goshburger Austro-Hungarian nobility?

 

[Ceremony]

No. And I always thought having 2 accounts was against the terms but somehow he is allowed to.

Outstanding post.

Does anyone actually like this guy's gimmick?

James Crick is one of the finest posters this site has ever seen. Consistently brilliant work.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Outstanding post.


James Crick is one of the finest posters this site has ever seen. Consistently brilliant work.

Found his other account

 

[Dr Pepper]

Does anyone actually like this guy's gimmick?

Every once in a while I drift over here to the Lounge, just to see if he's still doing it.

It's never been popular but I guess he just refuses to give it up.

 

[Jacob]

I think it's funny because it's not funny, like an anti-humor thing. It's also funny how mad it makes people.

 

[Dr Pepper]

I think it's funny because it's not funny, like an anti-humor thing. It's also funny how mad it makes people.

I think it'd be even funnier if his keyboard's been stuck on the french setting this whole time, and he still can't figure out how to change it.

I guess that wouldn't explain the nonsensical content though.

 

[Ceremony]

I think it'd be even funnier if his keyboard's been stuck on the french setting this whole time, and he still can't figure out how to change it.

I guess that wouldn't explain the nonsensical content though.

Imagine posting things like this in a thread about someone's friend dying. Have a bit of respect.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Imagine posting things like this in a thread about someone's friend dying. Have a bit of respect.

Imagine thinking "Lindon Goshburger" is a real person.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Ceremony not giving up on his second account huh?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Shut the f*** up

 

[HisIceness]

Don't drag Terri Schiavo into your nonsense.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Don't drag Terri Schiavo into your nonsense.

Yeah, that was pretty f***ed up.

 

[McGarnagle]

Too soon.