Fun to read everyone's stories!
Born in the 80s, when the Sharks came to town I became a R catch goalie (weirdo), played on the Santa Clara Jr Blackhawks and SJ Blades travel teams. Was tiny and a late bloomer, and when I stopped making the A team because of it, the B team practices were 1130pm and Mom said "F that." Did another sport through soph year college, but it was a Hockey Hiatus for 10 years until I picked up men's league and grad school club in my mid twenties.
In the upper echelon of grad school club, playing with guys who played NCAA Div 1,2,3 or college club, I was a responsible energy winger with very little offensive contribution - Grier style baby. At lower levels I played C/W. Now, in men's league, I float around wherever the team needs, often D which requires more reads and hockey sense typically, even at a B/C level. Somehow I'm still decently fast and now normal sized and solid on the skates. Still love to play a two way game but better naturally at the defensive side because of my goalie roots, so learning how to be more creative and aggressive on offense, but pretty good at making transition passes or setting folks up in the OZ. My worst attributes are probably on puck (stickhandling and finish) and you can always get better at skating, especially as the level ramps up.
I also hate offense only forwards. But the thing I hate the most is whiners and people who don't skate hard. Just play a hard game and have fun!
One of the great pleasures of hockey is it feels like I'm still getting better as a player even in my middle age.