I`m surprised that all of Simashev, Willander, Dragicevic, and Gulyayev are already "drafted". Voted for Bonk.
If anyone is interested, correct pronounce for But is "Boot", not like word "but".
If they do the super imaginative add a "y" to the last name to form a "nickname" then "Booty" is great!For comedic purposes, I think we’ve already decided it’s pronounced “Butt.”