Tank Thread and Tanking GDT XIX: Tankception (BUF @ CBJ)

[Clock]

Come on Columbus, shoot it. Don't wait for the A+ shot.

 

[CatsforReinhart]

I think Buffalo leads on puck posession.

 

[Moskau]

Another team that gets the lead on us and starts going for highlight reel goals.

 

[Onslow]

Slow down Ennis sheesh

 

[Chad Thundercock]

Stop with that effort, Ennis. You of all people should be having an easy night

 

[Cirris]

Ennis better be playing hard like this next year under a new coach, or I'll slap him.

 

[Clock]

Son of a.

 

[CatsforReinhart]

OMG how did they not score

 

[oldgoalie]

Jeez us Christ...pour it on C-bus. This is too ****ing close.

 

[Afino]

Open net, come on Jackets

 

[Dahlin 2 Eichel]

OMG how did they not score

Now how did they miss that...

 

[CatsforReinhart]

Aaarggh!

 

[gallagt01]

Lindback gets it.

 

[Weaves]

Wow empty net and no goal?

 

[Slangston]

Lindback.

 

[Afino]

stop the fancy ****

 

[Moskau]

What a joke... just ****ing shoot Columbus.

 

[Afino]

this game is ugly as sin

 

[Clock]

Columbus taking over now. Too bad the period's ending.

 

[CatsforReinhart]

I cant take this

 

[Dahlin 2 Eichel]

Lineback just needs to keep flipping around and Columbus will for sure get one from his clumsiness

 

[Onslow]

Should be 3-1 right now FFS

 

[Cirris]

My god, the Hockey gods are toying with us aren't they?!

Well, it is hard to score cause those types of goals, cause even when Lindback goes swimming, those pylons called Sabres all collapse in front of him.

 

[Moskau]

Here we go. 1st intermission Ted Nolan propaganda.

"Look at them trying to make you guys look like fools. You guys are winners! 29th place is still there to clinch! If we don't win this game I am going to be fired and will be homeless! The NHL is full of racists!"

 

[Clock]

We might be in trouble if Columbus keeps waiting for the cute goal.