GDT: STORM FOLKS @ MONTRÉAL CHLAMYDIÉNS

[Incubajerks]

Leonard Cohen says "uh, you never met any Jews from Quebec?"

"No Mr Coehn but I had Chantel Mccabe shadows!"

 

[WreckingCrew]

Or perhaps...The Finnish Line

Scoring the GWG at the last second is a Foto Finnish?

 

[MinJaBen]

Leonard Cohen says "uh, you never met any Jews from Quebec?"

That is not the first thing I thought of. I thought she was an off-brand French Canes' sideline reporter...

 

[tarheelhockey]

That name...

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I'm withholding judgement until we see French Chantel in an EOD suit.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Me this week seeing other games and waiting for Thursday.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Somehow, after signing a contract worth $6.1 million, Kotkaniemi does not have his own car. So he waits for Teuvo Teravainen to pick him up and take him to practice, and he gets a ride home afterward. Social time is spent at Sebastian Aho’s house roughly two minutes away, where they will often have dinner with Aho and his girlfriend.
And then they will hit the sauna in his backyard.
Yes, three Finns in North Carolina, hanging out in a sauna. Sometimes, stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
“I like saunas!” Kotkaniemi said with a laugh when the stereotype is brought up. “It’s really relaxing!”

The Finns are living good in North Hills.

 

[lakai17]

Any Seth Jarvis tonight?

 

[Stubu]

MV,

Is it catching? Run way! Run away!

It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

 

[Lempo]

Between Two Finns. Aho and TT interview you in awkward fashion.

The silence and neither asking you anything is awkward only if you're not Finnish.

Also I'm deeply offended of your harmful stereotypes and it may be that I have to take the matter up with my buddies in the after-work sauna when our night shift is up at 6 a.m.

... which taking up may or may not consist mostly of my pained screech of "SAATANAN PERKELEEN MULKUT PITÄÄ SELLAISTA SIELLÄ NETISSÄ!" preceded and followed by silence.

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

Any Seth Jarvis tonight?

No, he's expected to be scratched. Will probably take an injury or loss for Rod to shake up the lineup at this point.

 

[Stubu]

In the need of some mojo to kickstart the season, in the absence of Lempo and MV, shit guys I tried to call you, we have to resort to old backup songs.



Let's go get 'em!

 

[The Faulker 27]

The silence and neither asking you anything is awkward only if you're not Finnish.

Also I'm deeply offended of your harmful stereotypes and it may be that I have to take the matter up with my buddies in the after-work sauna when our night shift is up at 6 a.m.

... which taking up may or may not consist mostly of my pained screech of "SAATANAN PERKELEEN MULKUT PITÄÄ SELLAISTA SIELLÄ NETISSÄ!" preceded and followed by silence.

Lempo if you came to NC could you get us into the inner circle of the Raleigh Finnish Sauna Society?

 

[Stubu]

No, he's expected to be scratched. Will probably take an injury or loss for Rod to shake up the lineup at this point.

[Seth Jarvis]

Can there be a cooler hockey name than Seth? It's the Egyptian god of death among other things. Wait. What place does he actually play?

 

[Stubu]

So, who are we playing today?

 

[Stubu]

Lempo if you came to NC could you get us into the inner circle of the Raleigh Finnish Sauna Society?

Wearing pants??

 

[tarheelhockey]

No, he's expected to be scratched. Will probably take an injury or loss for Rod to shake up the lineup at this point.

Would be glorious if he played Jarvis instead of Kotkaniemi tonight, just for the media mentions.

 

[Unsustainable]

battre le cul

 

[toastmasterbone]

The silence and neither asking you anything is awkward only if you're not Finnish.

Also I'm deeply offended of your harmful stereotypes and it may be that I have to take the matter up with my buddies in the after-work sauna when our night shift is up at 6 a.m.

... which taking up may or may not consist mostly of my pained screech of "SAATANAN PERKELEEN MULKUT PITÄÄ SELLAISTA SIELLÄ NETISSÄ!" preceded and followed by silence.

Well SOMEBODY clearly had a difficult time raking the forest floor to prevent wildfires today.

 

[Novacane]

I’ll be pleasantly surprised if we don’t get steamrolled today given the storylines and starts to both teams seasons

 

[HockeyVirus]

Cheering for a KK hattrick tonight

 

[surfzone365]

Canes in a laugher…

Hurricanes de la Caroline 101
Les Canadiens 1

 

[Matthews4Calder]

Any word on a starting goalie for you guys tonight?

 

[Novacane]

Any word on a starting goalie for you guys tonight?

Andersen

 

[Negan4Coach]

I'm withholding judgement until we see French Chantel in an EOD suit.

Jesus Christ. And a Chinese 100mm mortar round in her hand. Holy military industrial complex, batman.