STL 2 : LAK 1 - **** right off edition.

[Sword]

So this team can only score 3+ goals when Carter is not playing?

 

[Reclamation Project]

Pääjärvi needs a couple more ****ing umlauts.

 

[Omni Owl]

Also, hats off to the cool old guy I was sitting next to with the hot young Asian wife, ya dun good.

 

[Reclamation Project]

That was Ron.

 

[Omni Owl]

I was actually kind of thinking that while sitting there. "I wonder if this is ****ing Ron next to me."

 

[Ron*]

I was actually kind of thinking that while sitting there. "I wonder if this is ****ing Ron next to me."

Where were you sitting? I am in section 111, row 18.

By the way, she only looks hot and young, but in reality she is 51.

 

[DocWest]

I need closure Omni Owl, was that indeed Ron and his lady you saw?

 

[TheSentinel]

Come on, inquiring minds want to know, all of HFboards is waiting with baited breath.

 

[Reclamation Project]

It wasn't Ron. It was his brother Don.

 

[Bandit]

Most worrisome thing to me about this game is that Carter can't take faceoffs. Doesn't seem like something that will improve if he keeps playing through it.

 

[Ron*]

I need closure Omni Owl, was that indeed Ron and his lady you saw?

Doubtful. The seat next to me was empty, and next to my lady was season ticket holders that I obviously know.

Besides, there are a ton of old white guys with sexy asian ladies there.

 

[kingsfan28]

Most worrisome thing to me about this game is that Carter can't take faceoffs. Doesn't seem like something that will improve if he keeps playing through it.

Probably why Vinny was taking a lot of draws, then going to the bench for a change.

 

[Omni Owl]

Where were you sitting? I am in section 111, row 18.

By the way, she only looks hot and young, but in reality she is 51.

I was in the premier section, 13 I think? This old dude's wife looked like 30 or something. I was totally thinking it could've been you though.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

I was in the premier section, 13 I think? This old dude's wife looked like 30 or something. I was totally thinking it could've been you though.

/humblebrag

 

[Ron*]

I was in the premier section, 13 I think? This old dude's wife looked like 30 or something. I was totally thinking it could've been you though.

I would love to have premier seats but none have been available at least the last two or three seasons.

 

[Omni Owl]

Hey now, I lucked out because that was my Xmas gift, normally I sit with the filthy commoners (but seriously PR section rules).

 

[Reclamation Project]

Note to self - buy premier seats next time and bring sunglasses.

 

[DocWest]

Hey now, I lucked out because that was my Xmas gift, normally I sit with the filthy commoners (but seriously PR section rules).

Did you eat at the buffet in the PR section? I always do that when I sit there. It's fun to get there early and eat while the stadium fills up. Great for people watching.

 

[Omni Owl]

Oh I wish, my pops and I ate at Lawrey's beforehand so I was way too full for the buffet.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

The one time I ever sat in PR was that meltdown vs. the Sharks in the 2011 playoffs. Figures.

Oh I wish, my pops and I ate at Lawrey's beforehand so I was way too full for the buffet.

MORE /HUMBLEBRAG

 

[Reclamation Project]

Omni Owl was also late because he curbed the wheel of his Rolls Royce while looking for the Rolex that fell off his arm while he was waving at Bar Refaeli.

 

[Bandit]

Omni Owl was also late because he curbed the wheel of his Rolls Royce while looking for the Rolex that fell off his arm while he was waving at Bar Refaeli.

I don't think that's what he was doing with her...

 

[Omni Owl]

Dude at this point I wish I had a Timex to fall of my wrist.

 

[Ron*]

Oh I wish, my pops and I ate at Lawrey's beforehand so I was way too full for the buffet.

Lawry's is pretty good eats before the game, but damn is it expensive.

 

[gnarls barkley]

well, that was a real ****ing nutcracker of a game

jesus christ, STL deserved to lose about 8 times over

i'm maybe more upset with this loss than any other one in the last couple weeks