Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Curufinwe]

Hey, if Torts does go upstairs this summer, they can replace him with another Cup winning coach who's definitely available.

Mike Babcock - Wikipedia

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[Hollywood Cannon]

Hey, if Torts does go upstairs this summer, they can replace him with another Cup winning coach who's definitely available.

Mike Babcock - Wikipedia

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Quenneville!

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Hey, if Torts does go upstairs this summer, they can replace him with another Cup winning coach who's definitely available.

Mike Babcock - Wikipedia

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Mike Keenan is still alive.

 

[Pet Charles]

The Flyers would never do that because they were like a scorned lover. Character assassination is a core tenant of the organization thanks to Bob Clarke.

They would never do that because it's nonsensical.

 

[volnoir]

Mike Keenan is still alive.

Nightmares of Vigneault with assistants Michel Therrien and Mike Yeo are coming back strong. 3 former former head coaches all as associate coaches. The horror.

 

[Striiker]

Tortorella’s cup win is almost legal to drink in the US at this point.

Well I can see where he's coming from.

Replacing coaches isn't working so I think it's time to break up the static roster we've had for the past 20 years.

 

[DancingPanther]

Well I can see where he's coming from.

Replacing coaches isn't working so I think it's time to break up the static roster we've had for the past 20 years.

One other thing has been static for much longer than 20 years

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Replies... this one caught a nerve

Not on twitter so I can’t read replies

 

[Striiker]

One other thing has been static for much longer than 20 years

The white noise in his empty skull

 

[landsbergfan]

 

[trostol]

 

[VladDrag]

What are you doing posting this at 3am!?

 

[Striiker]

There’s absolutely zero chance Torts would drink a latte, let alone a pumpkin spice one.

 

[Audible Velvet]

There’s absolutely zero chance Torts would drink a latte, let alone a pumpkin spice one.

Nothing but good honest instant coffee with nothing added but the hot water.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Nothing but good honest instant coffee with nothing added but the hot water.

Don't even...

You know as well as I do that Torts loves him his General Foods International Coffees

 

[Audible Velvet]

Don't even...

You know as well as I do that Torts loves him his General Foods International Coffees

Could be, but I’m leaning Folgers crystals. That other stuff is too fancy, therefore not honest.

 

[trostol]

Sanka if you ask me

 

[landsbergfan]

What are you doing posting this at 3am!?

Up thinking about how large Fedotov is

 

[Young Sandwich]

Could be, but I’m leaning Folgers crystals. That other stuff is too fancy, therefore not honest.

 

[ajgoal]

Nah, even the slogan fits.

 

[Audible Velvet]

At least we can all agree that Torts is the coaching equivalent of instant coffee.
Always at the ready, but always falls short of expectations

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Could be, but I’m leaning Folgers crystals. That other stuff is too fancy, therefore not honest.

I'm jus' sayin'...behind closed doors and away from the public eye he might like to "nancy" it up a bit.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

That’s certainly the reason this team has sucked for a decade plus now.

 

[FlyerNutter]

I can’t imagine why Cutter wouldn’t want to play here.

So much for Jones wanting to make this a “destination” again.

Loser franchise.