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Death, taxes, a high-PDO team spending a year explaining why their team is different only to inevitably crash down to earth short-circuiting all their previous arguments
The journey of a PDO jockey team that the fans insist aren’t PDO jockeys:
1 - holy shit were the best team in the NHL!! Contenders!!!! Deepest team in the league look at how everyone is scoring!
2 - let’s load up at the deadline, we’re contenders for sure!
3 - lose no later than the second round of the playoffs
4 - awards! Look at the awards! Jack Adams to our coach, one of the best in the league!
4 - no regression here, our players are uniquely better than the other PDO jockey teams! And our coaching is so good!
5 - look at all the moves we made in the off season! They’ll surely all turn up roses, because everything works out here!
6 - ugh slow start!
7 - what the f*** why aren’t all the players that shot the lights out last year scoring at an insane clip again!? Why can’t our goalie make a save!
8 - it’s all player X’s fault!
9 - a losing streak? WHAT THE f***! We might miss the playoffs!
10 - it must be the coach! Fire the coach! He forgot all the things he did to make magic last year and now he’s stupid!
Clockwork.