So, I saw this very unpleasant lady at the grocery today

[Masao]

I noticed her in the parking lot because she was driving that SUV super fast, which was kind of dangerous.

Anyway, she walked out of that SUV with the body language of Vince McMahon. In her 50s, obese and blonde curly hair, and the facial expression of a serial killer.

Anyway, so, I kind of tried to keep my distances. Lots of crazies in the world.

So, a few minutes later I'm doing my groceries and I see that lady with her shopping cart.

And it's filled to the brim with cat food.

I was like... should've seen that coming.

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[Mantis]

Would you?

 

[Mantis]

Also, get on discord.

 

[AtlantaWhaler]

So, a few minutes later I'm doing my groceries

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I bet she can cook and knows how to clean an oven though.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

Was she wearing dirty tight fitting sweat pants? Did she reek of cigarette smoke?

If so, I bet you were shopping at a Giant Tiger.

 

[Masao]

Was she wearing dirty tight fitting sweat pants? Did she reek of cigarette smoke?

If so, I bet you were shopping at a Giant Tiger.

Yes to both questions, but I was shopping at Metro

 

[Kairi Zaide]

as usual, which metro

 

[VoluntaryDom]

that sux

 

[Masao]

Trying to get google maps to work...

 

[LetsGoIslanders]

I worked for two years as a cashier at a grocery store in high school before I got a job at Abercrombie.

I could write a thesis papers as a Psych major about the prevalence of mental illness in women over 60 years old. The sheer amount of cheapness, coupon-cutting, and aggressive behavior towards workers in supermarkets was amazing. They are OCD and paranoid to the nth degree. They seemingly think that cashiers making $8 an hour get some sort of bonus for ripping old ladies off. The best was watching them rack $200 in purchases and then expecting you, the cashier, to bag their entire order. As if they are ladies of the antebellum South, as if physical labor is beyond their ability. You would watch their purchases pile up in the bagging area, and you just think, "Really?!"

 

[LarryFisherman]

A tale almost too riveting to complete to the very end.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I've also never heard the phrase or reference "doing my groceries". When did groceries become a verb?

 

[Masao]

I've also never heard the phrase or reference "doing my groceries". When did groceries become a verb?

October 8, 1926

 

[Mantis]

October 8, 1926

The year Yubbers was born?

 

[LarryFisherman]

October 8, 1926

September 1, 1939.

Just like any other day.

 

[jimmythescot]

I've also never heard the phrase or reference "doing my groceries". When did groceries become a verb?

It depends on the context. I would imagine most would have been able to contain their passion until they got home, though.

 

[Masao]

It depends on the context. I would imagine most would have been able to contain their passion until they got home, though.

Might be difficult if you bought hot sauce.

 

[LarryFisherman]

It depends on the context. I would imagine most would have been able to contain their passion until they got home, though.

Look, we've all put our junk in some fruit from time to time, that's whatever.

I'm mostly concerned about this complete and utter slaughtery of grammatical function.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The year Yubbers was born?

He's much older than that.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

Look, we've all put our junk in some fruit from time to time, that's whatever.

I'm mostly concerned about this complete and utter slaughtery of grammatical function.

When this type of slaughtery is eliminated, it shall embiggin all of us. Now to take care of those jelly doughnuts I just groceryed.

 

[WeWantTacos]

Cat food is the #1 cause of obesity in women over 50 with the facial expression of a serial killer.

 

[LarryFisherman]

When this type of slaughtery is eliminated, it shall embiggin all of us. Now to take care of those jelly doughnuts I just groceryed.

I would go out of my way to acknowledge this type of accuracy if I knew you IRL.

 

[Canadiens1958]

Pork

I've also never heard the phrase or reference "doing my groceries". When did groceries become a verb?

Same day that "pork" did.

 

[hoglund]

I noticed her in the parking lot because she was driving that SUV super fast, which was kind of dangerous.

Anyway, she walked out of that SUV with the body language of Vince McMahon. In her 50s, obese and blonde curly hair, and the facial expression of a serial killer.

Anyway, so, I kind of tried to keep my distances. Lots of crazies in the world.

So, a few minutes later I'm doing my groceries and I see that lady with her shopping cart.

And it's filled to the brim with cat food.

I was like... should've seen that coming.

I don't get it, what does cat food have anything to do with it. Do you mean she's not good enough to find a man and has cats to fill her void, please explain.