Sloughing Away Dead Skin Cell`s on the Bottom`s of My Feet

[Jiminy Cricket]

Did i ever tell u guy`s i like to take a Nail file and file away all the dead skin on my feet. I keep all the shaving`s in a jar and Occasionally use them as seasoning or just sprinkle them around the house for goodluck. I also offered this as a complementary service for Jim Nant`z back when I clipped his toenail`s for 50 grand a year. He had rock hard sole`s and I would file them down into a soft leather, It was a beautiful bonding experience.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I love you James but this is just disgusting. Like seriously, who the **** asked for this?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

We have precious few moment`s on this earth. I spend roughly 2 hour`s a week sloughing away dead skin cell`s on my Feet. So if i live to be 99 year`s old, that is 429 day`s total spent sloughing away dead skin cell`s on my Feet, over a Full year. I call that time well spent.