GDT: Sharks at Canes: Office Space Edition 12/6 7PM

[tomdundo]

"The thing is, it's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care"

"Westy, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you upstairs into the press box. We have some useful players coming in, and we need all the roster spots we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it up there, that would be teriffic, OK?"

"Excuse me, I believe you have my ice time...."

"No one in this country can pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Seh-kur-uh. Sekera."
"Yeah, well at least your name isn't Ron Hainsey"

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Fox Sports Carolinas. If things go well I might be showing her my goal face. "Goal...goal...goal! You know what I'm talking about. Goal!"

"Really? I ...I have fifteen pieces on. I, also..."
...
"Okay. So you...you want me to wear more?"





Okay, these lines are a complete guess. I honestly don't know anymore.


Skinner-E. Staal-Ruutu
Gerbe-J. Staal-Lindholm
Dvorak-Malhotra-Tlusty
Boychuk-Nash-Westgarth

Sekera-Faulk
Hainsey-Murphy
Harrison-Gleason

Ward
Peters


Hertl-Thornton-Burns
Marleau-Couture-Wingels
Havlat-Pavelski-Kennedy
Sheppard-Desjardins-Brown

Demers-Boyle
Braun-Vlasic
Hannan-Stuart

Niemi
Stalock





As always, ignore my awful GIMP skills, please. Thanks.



Oh, right. Canes win 6-1. Ron Hainsey scores 6 goals.

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[caniac315]

I'm halfway expecting a win tonight, after the last few games.

I just saw Dionne Warwick asking if anyone knew the way to San Jose. I told her the game was in Raleigh.

 

[get tanked]

Re: Westgarth

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Per Mike Smith, Gleason is playing tonight.

 

[RodTheBawd]

Per Mike Smith, Gleason is playing tonight.

Which means I will not be reading this GDT!

Well done on the thread, btw.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Excellent placement of Canes with characters. Eric is definitely Peter Gibbons.

 

[AntonFromAppState]

My second game this season. Please win canes I didn't drive all the way from Boone for nothing.

 

[get tanked]

Per Mike Smith, Gleason is playing tonight.

Wow, perfect timing on that "recovery." Speaking of faking it:

"...you have to be excited to come to the rink every day,†said Boychuk. “There’s going to be times where it’s tough and the team’s losing, but you’ve got to almost find a way to fake it. The confidence starts coming your way and you find your stride back.â€

Fake it til you make it, man.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Shots have been fired

S.J. SHARKIE‏
@sjsharkie

big breakfast of eggs, sausage & bacon. Lunch? Ham sandwich. Dinner? Pork chops and applesauce! Must be playing @NHLStormy and the canes

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

5-1 loss.

Boychuk scores one goals.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Shots have been fired

This. Means. War.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Any of you types who actually use Twitter want to send that to good 'ole S.J.?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Any of you types who actually use Twitter want to send that to good 'ole S.J.?

Done.

Let's see if he responds

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Done.

Let's see if he responds

Nicely done, CI. Here's hoping we get a response. Another option would be:

In recognition of what a foodie haven the Triangle is, how about some grilled shark over pasta with spring vegetables?

BTW I didn't say it the first time but nicely done GDT, HG!

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I almost feel sorry for Gleason (almost). Team is 0-6-1 with him in the line-up and his first game back in it's against arguably the best team in the NHL coming off of their worst loss of the season.

SJ only has 4 regulation losses all season.

 

[Lazyking]

I thought this would be awkward for me but it's not. I love both teams but the Canes need the win more.

That said, I think the Sharks win. 3-2 Gleason falls down and Ward pad stacks too early on the game winning goal by Mike Brown.

Boychuk and Skinner with goals.

 

[The Faulker 27]

At least in recent years we've played them well and walked home with the W.

 

[Wolfpuck]

I remember us beating them with Peters and Leighton (in San Jose) in recent years, so we seem to match up well against them.

 

[Unsustainable]

I am optimistic for this game, I will be there, first game up here in a while

 

[tomdundo]

Since there was no morning skate...does anybody know if Dwyer is actually playing, or will Westgarth be in?


Also, if anybody wants to take a stab at the D pairings, that would be wonderful. They seem to like trying Gleason-Murphy, so maybe move Harrison up with Hainsey?

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Since there was no morning skate...does anybody know if Dwyer is actually playing, or will Westgarth be in?


Also, if anybody wants to take a stab at the D pairings, that would be wonderful. They seem to like trying Gleason-Murphy, so maybe move Harrison up with Hainsey?

Per the Canes depth chart:

Sekera-Faulk
Hainsey-Gleason
Harrison-Murphy

 

[w e l o s t b o y s]

Wow, perfect timing on that "recovery." Speaking of faking it:



Fake it til you make it, man.

 

[tomdundo]

Per the Canes depth chart:

Sekera-Faulk
Hainsey-Gleason
Harrison-Murphy

But does Mike actually know, or is he just guessing since there wasn't a morning skate?

Regardless, I'll change it. That was the only other option besides what I typed, since Harrison-Gleason sounds like a total trainwreck.

 

[TheOllieC]

Oh no, Gleason is gonna ruin all his trade value.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I must have missed it somewhere, but where does all the "ruin" or "help" trade value comments come from?