Half-Assed GDT: sharks at blues: revised club seat rules!!!!!

[The Grouch]

That's a back-breaker.

 

[Robb_K]

EVERY time there's a loose puck The Sharks come up with it! The Blues look like they were paid to lose this game.

 

[Vladdy the Impaler]

1st round exit here we come!!

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

Unlucky, even with 6 skaters

 

[Celtic Note]

Parayko should have made a big hit earlier and later gets absolutely walked.

 

[STL BLUES]

D just lets em own the house -- they are feckless.

 

[Spektre]

Timeout, ok guys, we need some more passes, Berglund, can you pass to the point? Ok, everybody do what Berglund does

 

[Celtic Note]

All we need is some luck and we will start scoring

 

[Spektre]

**** this team

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

We need someone that can drive the net on the left side. Steen is good on the point. But we need some that can drive the net with the puck and draw defenders.

 

[Mike Liut]

The only games the Blues win and the games the goalies steal

 

[BlueOil]

D just lets em own the house -- they are feckless.

Meanwhile the Sharks defense is on point

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

Our only strategy is to get Tarasenko open with passes, instead of using real estate and making the defense react. They can't make mistakes if we don't force them to choose

The reason we need luck is becaUse our offense, outside of Tarasenko and steen, is based in luck. We don't beat defenses - we just get lucky and gEt it past them. We need to be able to beat their defenses by out maneuvering them

 

[elkranio]

We didn't blow another 2 goal lead. That's a good thing right?

 

[Lord Helix]

Parayko should have made a big hit earlier and later gets absolutely walked.

Gravity has definitely taken hold of our chosen one. He's been playing pretty well considering relative expectations and the play of the entire team, but he does need some polishing.

 

[KirkOut]

I don't know about you guys but I'm not worried about the offense

 

[Robb_K]

Another disappointing loss.

 

[Spektre]

At least when the Lauries gutted the team you expected a **** team

 

[DangledUpinBlues]

Advanced stats folks, our PDO is 100.5 according to puckalytics. That means we're playing like we should be playing right? No good luck, no bad luck, just plain Blues.

 

[elkranio]

I don't know about you guys but I'm not worried about the offense

About what?

 

[Stealth JD]

Unlucky, even with 6 skaters

Pretty sad this is the coach's answer to struggles..."we're due some good luck". Great game plan, Hitch? Did you wish upon a star for the pre-game talk? Rub a rabbit's foot during the first intermission? Eat a salad of 4-leaf clovers as your pre-game meal? Scour the metro-link platforms for lucky pennies? Seriously...what's the friggin game-plan, Capt. Kangaroo? You just gonna send the players into the local Chinese carry-out restaurants and demand cookies with only good fortunes?

Hitch is a buffoon.

 

[Oberyn]

Another unlucky game obviously, what other explanation could there be

 

[Mike Liut]

Don't worry, Schwartz, Stamkos and Drouin will be here soon

 

[Dbrownss]

Getting good at scoring just 1 goal...

 

[Lakewood]

Eh I hate to sound like a ninny Freud soothsayer, but one could posit that the blues, even Hitchcock himself do not want to score.

We have entered the Hitchcock zone.