GDT: sharkcar

[Cardiac Jerks]

Pop quiz hot shot....what member of the Canes staff has a superfluous third nipple?

Whoever it is I’m sure Tripp could tell a great story about it.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

So the scuttlebutt is that Orlov showed up to camp out of shape. As the season goes on, he'll get back in shape and look better and bey

I wonder if he was nursing an injury from late last season and he allowed himself to get too far gone. He looked a step slow in the playoffs last year too.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

So the scuttlebutt is that Orlov showed up to camp out of shape. As the season goes on, he'll get back in shape and look better and better

That’s surprising. I could’ve sworn there were tweets talking about what a beast he was when he first reported to the team.

Unlike Darling who showed up looking like he’d eaten the entire inventory of a Mr Beast Burger.

 

[Derailed75]

I wonder if he was nursing an injury from late last season and he allowed himself to get too far gone. He looked a step slow in the playoffs last year too.

Maybe he thought he was in shape but quickly realized he was in Roddy's Canes in shape.

Wasn't it the Evil Huala that said something about being intimidated finding Rod being the first one in the weight room in the morning?

 

[Porvari]

Pretty sure umlaut is a German word unless its the same in Finnish

The linguistic term is umlaut, yeah. But any normal person would just talk about "ä dots" and "ö dots."

 

[Wolfpuck]

Bunting comes out for the third period. What a beast.

 

[chaz4hockey]

That’s surprising. I could’ve sworn there were tweets talking about what a beast he was when he first reported to the team.

Unlike Darling who showed up looking like he’d eaten the entire inventory of a Mr Beast Burger.

He looked cut in the video I saw but that doesn’t necessarily align with cardio fitness.

 

[Tryamw]

Bunting comes out for the third period. What a beast.

Bunting not ded??? I R confuzed

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Good news, everyone: Bunting is not dead.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

He looked cut in the video I saw but that doesn’t necessarily align with cardio fitness.

For sure but this is a veteran we’re talking about. He knows what it takes to play in this league and he knows who his new coach is. I really doubt he’d be putting in work lifting weights and ignore cardio that badly. Would be really surprising.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Good news, everyone: Bunting is not dead.

He was, but he got better.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

That’s surprising. I could’ve sworn there were tweets talking about what a beast he was when he first reported to the team.

Unlike Darling who showed up looking like he’d eaten the entire inventory of a Mr Beast Burger.

Same here. They actually had a video with Billy saying how hard he worked and what a pro he is (or something like that).

Personally, I don't see fitness as the issue. Someone said it yesterday, he looks indecisive right now, like he's not sure of the system so he's not making good reads.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

He was, but he got better.

I guess he was only mostly dead.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Our defense is still prone to boo boos.

 

[Tryamw]

Jarvis ded

 

[Wolfpuck]

Jarvis ded

Beating the Sharks should not exact this high a price.

 

[MustardStew]

damn, we trynna play without our full compliment this season

 

[chaz4hockey]

Wouldn’t characterize this game as our slump buster.

 

[Tryamw]

Orlov weak pass

 

[cptjeff]

Jarvis ded

Thankfully, just a puck to soft tissue. He'll have a hell of a bruise in the morning, though.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

That was pretty bad

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Game looks more like a pee-wee house game. Just chopping at the puck and throwing it up and down the ice.

 

[Tryamw]

And crosschecking is legal

 

[VAcaniac]

What a terrible pass by Orlov on that 2 on 1

 

[Wolfpuck]

Dear Lord the Sharks can’t even score on an open net.