GDT: SGT. HUTSON'S LONELY HABS CLUB TEAM (MTL at NJD - 6PM CST; MSG, ESPN +)

My3Sons

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(opens with George's guitar lick)

It was 15 games ago today
Sgt. Hutson taught the Habs to play
He's been going in and out of style
But he's guaranteed to skate a mile
So may I introduce to you
The team you've known for all these years
Sgt. Hutson's Lonely Habs Club Team.....

(trumpets and laughter)

They're Sgt. Hutson's Lonely Habs Club Team
They hope you enjoy the game
Sgt. Hutson's Lonely Habs Club Team
Sit back and let the skating go

Sgt. Hutons' lonely
Sgt. Hutson's lonely
Sgt. Hutson's lonely Habs club team

It's wonderful to host them
It's certainly a thrill
They are such lovely visitors
We'd like to score more goals than them
We'd love to win the game

I don't really want to stop the game
but I thought you might like to know
Lane Hutson's gonna throw a fake
And then he's gonna shake and bake

So may I introduce to you
The defender you've known for 15 games
of Sgt. Hutson's Lonely Habs Club Band.....

Lane......Hutson......

Sgt Hutson.jpeg


OK, that's as creative as I get. I'm old you are lucky I could make one bad fake picture.

NJD lines

Palat Hughes Bratt
Cotter Haula Noesen
Meier Hischier Mercer
McD Dowling Tatar

Siegs Kovy
Luke Pesce
Dillon Dr. Evil

I'll guess Markstrom but will edit if it's Allen


Montreal


Caufield Suzuki Dach
Newhook Evans Slafkovsky
Gallagher Dvorak Anderson
Heineman Condotta Armia

Matheson Guhle
Hutson Savard
Xhekaj Struble

I'll guess Montembault and will edit if I learn differently

NJ is coming off a somewhat undeserved win over Edmonton where Allen stole the game
MTL is coming off an OT win over Calgary at home. Since NJ lost a bit ugly to Calgary two games ago I'm not sure what it says about this game but we will see.

I'm going to see David Gilmour on Saturday and traveling home Sunday so win or lose someone else will have to do those GDTs.

Disclaimer - I got the Montreal lines from Daily Faceoff so if they are wrong blame them.

OK that's it. Now get off my lawn.
 
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My3Sons

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I had started a longer version with some additional silly lyrics. I thought that the opening of She's Leaving Home was looking pretty good since it starts with "Wednesday morning at 5 o'clock as the day begins". I had changed that to "Thursday evening at 6 o'clock as the game begins" but with all the songs it was getting a bit much. Lucy in the sky somehow became "Hutson on the ice with Dano" but I digress.
 

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How do you put the Stones and ELO in the same sentence???

Also props to Bratt for showing up.

Usually "optional" skates aren't optional, certain players are told to attend.

Although I guess others are allowed to go to if they want.
 

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