You just called pizza "za". This thread should be reported, locked and deleted.
I grab some mashed potatoes to spread over the pizzas first.
Then I begin consuming the large one.
You have two slices of your favourite pizza. One slice is slightly bigger than the other. Which do you eat first, the smaller slice or the bugger slice?
Personally, I would eat the smaller slice first and save the bigger slice for after to get more of that lovely za.