OT: Sens Lounge LXV 65 if yall don't know roman numerals | Keepin' It Civil

[Patvolcom65]

I'll be in the gym tonight toning my upper right biceps.

Nice. Ill be toning my stomach.

 

[McManked]

Nice. Ill be toning my stomach.

*liver

 

[Patvolcom65]

*liver

Actually both.

 

[McManked]

I have a headache.

 

[18Hossa]

I have a headache.

Pat will have a headache. Or silf. Or both. Also maybe jeeks.

 

[McManked]

I just saw the ****ing funniest facebook spam post ever.

Here it is...

Hello my name is Megan. On my fourth birthday we went to a fair. I got lost and could not find my parents. 1 hour of searching went by when someone grabbed me and threw me into his van. He took me to his house and beat me with a axe until I died. No one could find my body because he buried me in a dessert. I then later returned as a ghost 8 years later when I was 12. I went to his house and killed him. A girl named Loran got this message. She laughed and deleted it. I later came to her house and killed her and buried her in a dessert. A boy named Leo read this message and sent It to only 5 people. Not a smart boy. That night his TV got fuzzy and he saw a shape of me in the door way. He thought he was seeing things. He went back to sleep. When he woke up he was locked in my underground dungeon. Another Girl named Zoe read this message. She was freaked out by it. She sent it to 25 people.
(10 people more than you are supposed to.) Every night I check In on her to make sure she is ok. Send this to 15 people in 5 minutes or suffer. If u don't believe this then you will suffer. I wish you luck Your time starts in 3 2 1 go!

All I can picture is someone dumping a body in a large bowl of ice cream.

 

[18Hossa]

I just saw the ****ing funniest facebook spam post ever.

Here it is...

Hello my name is Megan. On my fourth birthday we went to a fair. I got lost and could not find my parents. 1 hour of searching went by when someone grabbed me and threw me into his van. He took me to his house and beat me with a axe until I died. No one could find my body because he buried me in a dessert. I then later returned as a ghost 8 years later when I was 12. I went to his house and killed him. A girl named Loran got this message. She laughed and deleted it. I later came to her house and killed her and buried her in a dessert. A boy named Leo read this message and sent It to only 5 people. Not a smart boy. That night his TV got fuzzy and he saw a shape of me in the door way. He thought he was seeing things. He went back to sleep. When he woke up he was locked in my underground dungeon. Another Girl named Zoe read this message. She was freaked out by it. She sent it to 25 people.
(10 people more than you are supposed to.) Every night I check In on her to make sure she is ok. Send this to 15 people in 5 minutes or suffer. If u don't believe this then you will suffer. I wish you luck Your time starts in 3 2 1 go!

All I can picture is someone dumping a body in a large bowl of ice cream.

You're just sharing it so that she wont kill you.

 

[McManked]

So does this only count as 1 share or because all of yall are reading it am I safe?

 

[18Hossa]

So does this only count as 1 share or because all of yall are reading it am I safe?

Incoming "didnt read lol" gifs

 

[McManked]

Incoming "didnt read lol" gifs

What are you, 15?

 

[18Hossa]

What are you, 15?

Nope 14
Youngest one here im pretty sure.

 

[McManked]

When I was 14 we didn't have the internet.

 

[YouGotAStuGoing]

When I was 14 we didn't have the internet.

You liar.

 

[Philoops]

Nice. Ill be toning my stomach.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Philoops]

When I was 14 we didn't have the internet.

I didn't have a computer till I was 12 or so, we are late bloomers I guess

 

[Philoops]

Nope 14
Youngest one here im pretty sure.

Pics or it didnt happen.. Actually nah nvm

 

[McManked]

No seriously.

We'd huddle around the radio, twist a broken knob. 710am, no KJR, Dave Niehaus voice would echo throughout the yard.

Couldn't of been older than 10, but to most of my friends the voice on the other end may as well have been Gods.

 

[Harbinger]

Did Manked just make a masturbation joke?

 

[McManked]

No ones a true Macklemore fan

 

[Very Stable Genius]

Seems like Mika is becoming a DJ.

Mika Zibanejad verified
Coming out with my dj name and logo later tonight! #djwhat

 

[YouGotAStuGoing]

Dj Meka Zpins.

 

[Patvolcom65]

DJ iZ bad.

 

[Super Cake]

I wish i was thrown into a giant bowl of ice cream.

 

[MeowLeafs]

Hey guys, random question for fantasy hockey people here. Espn fantasy has turris at C and RW. I know Turris never plays RW anymore (pretty sure anyways...) so I'm just wondering if ya'll think they'll remove it from him. I've only done fantasy for 1 season so I don't know how often and accurately they change player's position eligibility. And I thought I'd ask it here since Turris is a senator. Thanks. Here's some bacon.

 

[Quo]

It's ESPN. He'll be playing shortstop for the Phillies by mid-season.

I honestly don't know though.