GDT: Sedins vs. Staals, 7pm, Rolly

[w e l o s t b o y s]

I think Vancouver has one of the worst broadcast teams in the league, easily the worst in Canada.

Not sure I've heard a cast make so many mistakes in game and we're not even 10 minutes in

 

[cptjeff]

Sportsnet cast saying that Tlusty has been a healthy scratch so often and that we want to move his contract but it's so hard to do!

He had one good season and has been useless since. He scored 30 points last year, and is on track for about the same this year. $3 million isn't particularly a bargain for that kind of production.

 

[tomdundo]

Woah, I was framed! There was another post but it must have been deleted. It was there, I swear

Well I DID ask for it to be deleted, so...



But then you came in here and scared Hank off. How selfish!

 

[What the Faulk]

^ I accept my role as the villain.

Tripp is not happy unless the puck is shot at near lightspeed

 

[cptjeff]

Good shot from Semin, I like seeing that.

 

[tomdundo]

^ I accept my role as the villain.

Tripp is not happy unless the puck is shot at near lightspeed

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

 

[Wolfpuck]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

You either retire, or you play long enough to play for the Flyers.

 

[tomdundo]

You either retire, or you play long enough to play for the Flyers.

...Devils? I'd pick the Devils.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I needed a way out. Since i needed to drive to the game and all.

WTF: not the hero you want, but the hero you need.

 

[Wolfpuck]

...Devils? I'd pick the Devils.

Touché. I forgot they existed for a minute.

derp.jpg

 

[Wolfpuck]

Too many Nucks on the ice

 

[What the Faulk]

I needed a way out. Since i needed to drive to the game and all.

WTF: not the hero you want, but the hero you need.

I'll take it

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Too many Nucks on the ice

Too many Nucks, it's truuuue...

 

[raynman]

Victor Rask interviews are so awkward.

 

[Novacane]

Good shot from Semin, I like seeing that.

Yeah. It was blasted. Amazingly silent too.

 

[What the Faulk]

Victor Rask interviews are so awkward.

Doesn't matter the question, his mind is just going through a rolodex of hockey cliches.

"You know, we're just gonna take it one game at a time. When you put the puck on the net, good things will happen. We need to get more traffic to the front of the net and score those dirty goals."

"Sir, I asked you if you'd like fries with that."

 

[tomdundo]

Doesn't matter the question, his mind is just going through a rolodex of hockey cliches.

"You know, we're just gonna take it one game at a time. When you put the puck on the net, good things will happen. We need to get more traffic to the front of the net and score those dirty goals."

"Sir, I asked you if you'd like fries with that."

"Well, obviously..."

"So you do want fries?"

"....we ran into a hot goaltender tonight."

 

[Wolfpuck]

Yeah. It was blasted. Amazingly silent too.

He must have practiced a lot when his parents were home.

 

[What the Faulk]

"Well, obviously..."

"So you do want fries?"

"....we ran into a hot goaltender tonight."

"Sir, you're holding up the drive-thru. And why are you wearing ice skates? It's July."

 

[Wolfpuck]

Skinner almost concussed himself against the boards

And he goes down the tunnel

****

 

[w e l o s t b o y s]

here we go again

 

[nobuddy]

lmao.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Holy overpassing Batman

 

[Wolfpuck]

Dorsett?!

lmao

 

[nobuddy]

yayyyy